Bad parody of Nibiru. And the complete absence of content – so many silent scenes, long plans, silence, looks still to look. A game of staring and silence. It’s 2.10 and it’s 5 minutes long, I can’t believe it somehow managed to take that long. The budget to invest, actors to hire... A planet probably the size of Uranus is coming at us, only rocky. Collision, everyone's dead. The end. There is no human reaction to the end, no view of cities, no panic, nothing. Emptiness. Here is the house and here are two women on the balcony, sitting, waiting for death. A house and two women. Two women and a house. And the child is still unfinished with them, his half-film is dragged from place to place like a rag doll, like a baby orangutan, and in my opinion, even when he says rare words, he still does not wake up. He's wearing it back and forth on his handles, and he's got only his feet hanging in the wind. Wherever he lies, where he lies, he falls asleep. Under the hail put on the golf course - under the hail lies, not even ask what kind of business, thinks so and should ... 10 years old, moron. Moreover, the authors themselves absolutely did not understand that the alternative child was depicted, they thought it was probably a very cool arthouse effect. Throughout the film, the worst music in the last 50 years of cinema plays - some creaky scratched records with sad, gnawing oboe music dug in the pantry, almost a part of the duck from Peter and the Wolf ... Also a very cool arthouse effect according to the authors.
By the way, I want to say for arthouse. What does it take to win an Oscar, Nick or the Palm Branch? It is necessary to make a completely finished, uninteresting, dull film, in which there are almost no people, some walls and the sky show, it is desirable that someone rides naked on the floor, some bullshit in the sky or water is happening, burning horses ran, you can even not on the field, but directly on the kitchen table - and all, the highest film awards are provided. As many as 8 minutes at the beginning of the film show drug gallons. In theory, if this begins, you can just turn off and save yourself time and purity of consciousness.
Traditionally, I will talk about the scientific aspect in my review. In the event of a collision of two planets, all life on them will die long before the impact, because the center of mass will first suck the entire atmosphere into space, and then crumble the thin shell of the earth’s crust, exposing the molten mantle, and only then there will be a blow. Well, in the case when the second planet is so much larger than Earth, the collision will be more like not a blow, but a smearing of dirt on the windshield.
Also, this knave Kirsten Dunst was shown naked. So that you don’t suffer from rewinding, this is on 1.11.30 (but you probably won’t like it) and 1.23.40. Since childhood, she played some whores, took root... It looks amazingly bad, especially for the star - she was 28 at the time of filming, and the body is like a 40-year-old.
