People like I didn’t expect much from the movie, but it just killed me with its stupidity. It turned out just porridge, apparently Robert Rodriguez decided not to invent anything new, but to suck everything you can out of the trailer and smear this bada for 1.5 hours.
Many people liked the phrase “Machete does not text” almost everywhere in the reviews I stumble across it, but perhaps this is the only funny phrase said by the hero Danny Trejo (and the text is not much, so that the stale hands of writers Robert Rodriguez, Alvaro Rodriguez “wrote” the script for 5 minutes on the knee, God forbid overwork).
The pluses of the film can be attributed to the actors involved, although they did not come up with sensible dialogues for them, so you just need to look at them.
Alba with his speech on the hood of the car killed, apparently decided not to go up, but to roll down (After the movie Eye with her participation, which I do not consider to be masterpieces, I have not seen anything worthwhile in her filmography yet). The only thing I personally want to say thank you to Rodriguez is for old Seagal, who got pretty fat, but still what no techniques with the sword we showed and Chicha Marina, who, though briefly, but we amused.
Result: A film for ardent fans of Rodriguez, which, judging by the reviews, a lot, and me as a simple viewer film for 1 time.
5 out of 10
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