A sophisticated parody of space bikes You won’t believe me and you won’t understand me.
In space is worse than even in the Dantov hell!
In space-time, we are premier on a starship,
Like a mountain on your own ass.
From Earth to Beta - eight den,
Well, to the planet Epsilon,
We don’t want to go crazy.
Eternity and longing - oh, screwed up!
We read Kipling by heart,
There is cosmic darkness around.
If you’ve seen this movie, it’s time to appreciate it. But it is an amazing thing to do this in order to please all categories of viewers will be oh how not easy. Put 3 points, they'll laugh. Consider seven worthy assessment, you too will hiss poison.
So what is it? Why is it so complicated? It's about perception. Understanding her.
According to IMDb (Internet Movie Database - the world's largest database and website about cinema), the rating of this opus is 2.8. Objectively? No doubt about it. But that's if you don't turn your brains on. Arrived boy 14 or 16 years on 'Star Wars' to see, and he fresh ' kinzo' devoid of special effects of time ' push' delicacy. Yes, you will say, I refuse to eat that. And spitting the spectacle with discontent will say, uninteresting shit, don't go, don't look. Nothing.
So, nothing? No way. You didn't. He's a little kid, he's not mature. He's got a message of specifics on the basis. And for an older, more sophisticated viewer, the associations will be completely different.
An attentive moviegoer will see here a subtle parody on the theme of the Cosmic Odyssey. All these flights to alien worlds, all these landings on other planets, fears and phobias embodied in the fantasy of the minds of cosmic thugs, all this is here. It's all alive in the footage series. One by one. Trail to trail. And the singing of irony sounds unrestrained sex on an interplanetary starship - he opens, the actual picture - hello, say, welcome on board. And then we have ' heroes' there is no time even to wash and wash - you need to hurry, you need to hurry, not to stupidity, not to bed ' hugs' Pure hollywood at us with a shot. Caught?
Scene two. Youth and ' one-eyed' mature mentor. 'Star trek'—'Star Trek' back in the late 60s. Masquerade suits are the same. 'The business should be done son, the business'. No doubt about it. Let's just slap a drink and that's it. And to the point. Oh, what about the lady of the heart? He'll be waiting for me, all the time. He'll wait. You will, won't you? Gollywood with Love Story.
If someone is rude and daring, we will start a fight. It's okay that it's a space shuttle. The enemy is a robot machine. Fists in the film factory wave always and everywhere. What? He's not human. It's broken, not dead, the astronaut exclaims. What's the big deal? Hollywood is Hollywood.
Next, the mentor poisons a story from the archival past to his student. The more stupid and ridiculous the better for visual design - axes, open stomachs - fly words from the mouth. Well, ' rubbish' the fullest will think one viewer. Well, ' extravaganza' humour just ' fallback'. It's ' full flight' - another smile. One of them will scowl in the chair of the cinema, the neighbor will roll with a rolling laugh next to him. And both will be right. And Grandpa is already handing out a dagger to a good man, saving my life as a gift. And the reverent reflection in the face of 'Junz' and the writhing tears with flickering voices in response. Greedy Hollywood, hello!
What's next? It's time to blow a joint. It's time to create a horror. Standing at the mirror, pulling a tooth out of my mouth, blood pours my back under the shower streams. Delusion? Schizophrenia? Hallucinations? One, two, and three. Nothing can be done, we are approaching an alien planet. Invading another ecosystem. And anything can happen here. Be ready. The Hollywood machine is gaining momentum.
And ahead of the landing, and in the hands of each and #39 gun & #39, and ambitions beat over the edge. . .
Phantasmagoria, too.
What pleased me was the author’s desire to roll 'Steebe' but with an attempt to stay within the boundaries of the fantasy genre. A hint of comedy, no. Anyone who understands, they say, will catch. The rest should be satisfied with ' classic '.
6 out of 10