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Plan 9
I will split the review into two parts.
Part one! Does the title of the movie mean anything to you? Do you know Comrade Eddie Wood? If your answer is no, listen carefully. This is a disgusting thrash. It's a worthless movie that doesn't deserve to be seen. Dance, sing songs, eat boiled onions (like your humble servant), but do not watch this orgy. The end.
Part two! Well, here's a review for those of you who know Eddie Wood. Z knows him very well. Let's get a story. Plan 9 from Outer Space is Edward’s great movie. A movie worth dying for. A movie worth living for. Cult thrash. Classic thrash. If you start watching, you will spit, but you cannot not love him. Flying bowls (on strings) by the road.
For some crazy (otherwise no) reasons - Eddie Wood decided to reshoot. You can say pay your respects. You're wrong! Tribute is a Tim Burton movie. The director, John Johnson, is redirecting. Why? I really don't get it. There are old movies that could be remade - "The Hills Have Eyes" or "Piranhas." The result is another matter, the fact itself is possible.
Taking pictures of Wood, I am deeply confused. Either you have nothing to do or you have decided to shake his grave. I wish there was a good director, but Johnson. I thought he was having problems with girls. He pokes women's breasts into the camera the whole movie. No, I always rejoice when the topic of boobs is revealed, but it needs to be played out somehow. In the middle of the film, one of the heroines undressed and went to the living dead. What is this? Why should I go naked?
John Johnson, you're rubbing some game at me! Heroes are a huge number, everyone screams, screams, there is no sense from them. I only recognized Krause, who has long been playing in low-grade slag. You don't have to count on him. Wood had a vampire. Wood had Thor Johnson. Wood had Lugosi. John Johnson has a gray mass.
The director decided to cheat everyone. I’m going to say that I love Wood so much, so I’m going to make a movie. Here's your butter stuff! Sheriff ZombionA doesn't even have Christopher Nolan. Hands on the hood, get Ellen Page out of your pants! Johnson, you're under arrest. Remove your claws from Edward!
P.S.
Have you seen the new Kriswell? Dear Mother, I want to shoot this way.
2.5 out of 10