If hell exists, the authors of South Park will burn there for a very long time.
This personal review of the whole project “South Park” (diluted with cheerful emoticons) ten years ago, I shared with the administrator of one site, which I then communicated when I was still very young and inexperienced, and the film version of the animated series, which I then watched, seemed to me crazy. Many years later, I decided to revisit this game to understand why everyone loves this project. Although, in fact, the reason for this was voiced by a friend who actually assessed this animated series quite positively, realizing all its dirt: South Park is the self-irony of Americans, their ability to ridicule their own values and culture. I also came across approving short comments by strangers: “If you want a parody – look at South Park”, “The delusion of a madman, but how it is served!” – it was clear that there was something in this series, and that it was so praised for a reason. And I decided to review “Big, Long and Uncircumcised” not just in the translation of the Goblin, but also with English subtitles to replenish my stock of obscene English, since languages are my vocation, and it is desirable to know the mate on them even for those who are against this phenomenon in speech, in order to be able to distinguish similar words and not get confused when communicating with native speakers – but, since I am not a prude, I am interested in how foreigners swear, and here there is such a base of selective expressions that it is impossible not to use. The animated series "South Park" is famous for its caustic sarcasm on American society, expressed extremely toilet humor and profanity, but it is this that introduces into the complete ecstasy lovers of obscene humor who are not restrained, embarrassed and do not cause them rejection even such exorbitant obscenities, so perhaps only people who are not bound by any religion can like this - although who knows!
This project, of course, is bold to the limit, and for sure many people of high morals, who saw at least one episode, wanted to bring the authors to court Lynch, but this does not prevent the project from continuing and releasing new seasons, starting from the distant 90s. This animated series can also be called brave because its main characters are children, which can cause particular outrage among moral defenders. In the film version, we are shown how these young characters went through the “school of backbiting” by deceiving the film show of the R-rated comedy with an inordinate amount of maximally perverted vocabulary, and the hitherto innocent children after leaving the hall begin to amaze adults and peers everywhere with three-storey “verbal masterpieces”, and the conflict very quickly reaches its perpetrators – two crazy actors from Canada, who in their film amused the audience with a selective square matre in the form of dialogue and a sort of humor – a truly brilliant wartime begins to amaze adults in the real world, after which the president becomes a lively successful one in his own life. Of course, the whole situation with the machinations of Satan on the screen and all the other madness, obscenities and abominations will make many people turn their fingers at the temple, and the animation will also seem terribly poor (although it is so primitive here made deliberately, because the authors did not make an epic blockbuster cartoon, but a stalk), but, oddly enough, we all look and laugh to tears, looking at this hellish buffoon with the understanding that this is all a very thin humor with a caliber, you can not show this country under the knowledge of it and who is not allowed to show it to show it.
Despite the fact that there are only two obscene words in English - the letter 'F' and the letter 'C', the first of which is used by carriers as actively as possible in a huge number of combinations that can be translated into all Russian swear words (the same often used word 'shit' in its essence is not mat, as well as its direct translation into Russian), in English there are still many words for the use of which children can kick their ears or make something more painful. And for one of the characters in this cartoon, parents here will come up with a very sophisticated punishment that should surely serve as a method of weaning him from these words, but who would know how he will one day use these words together with what happens to him from their use! Despite the fact that the project as a whole is an ode to slander and obscenities, the humor here is truly sparkling (only in no case do not look in the multi-voiced translation - such a strict censorship in it killed almost all the humor in the cartoon), and therefore it is not surprising that on sites a lot of reviews like "super! long laughed" - and more from this project is not required, and, if you are not a moralist, then chances are high that you will laugh throughout this obscene youth comedy.
So let's join forces on the march to Canada for our children!
The American province, where seismologists become Nobel laureates for studying the phenomenon of spontaneous fire, and hunting rare animals is legalized with the phrase “He wants to attack me!”, in anticipation of the release of a new film. The film comes out and beats not only box office records, but also gives in the groin all possible censors and moralists. The classic four of South Park, after viewing, swears to the right and left, does not shy away from expressing themselves with the rudest mat. What do we do? That's right, blame Canada! Blame the northern citadel of hockey and maple leaves for liquefying American youth! They had Brian Adams, Celine Dion and Terrence with Phillip. The fact of another nationality is the cornerstone. He is above everything, and you can close your eyes to the rest. “Mom, give me the money, I’m going to see a new movie with Terrence and Phillip,” Stan asks his mother, and she gives a few bucks to the child for a movie with an R age qualification. Not interested in other mothers of bosom friends. Where to... One important thing is to throw the son out of the house as soon as possible and go to star in cheap coprophile porn, the second just to talk about the church, and the third will put the little brother to go with you.
Although it was enough to know that the new film with Canadian comedians is called “Fiery Ass” and not strictly let the children in the theater. Advertisements on posters loudly declared the name, and box office fees hinted at the big rating of the toilet comedy and the corresponding fame of it, past which it is impossible to pass. Yes, the TV shows reporters in bikinis and rejoicing on the death of Saddam Hussein (by 1999, still awake), but you can distract yourself from work and not leave the children under the supervision of Shelley, who will break a chair about Stan and go about their business. And certainly not to put them in the hands of someone like priests and teachers, dorky Harrison and Mr. Mackie, whose opinions the spoiled schoolchildren did not care. It will not be possible to justify employment, because they had enough time to organize the hypocritical action “Mothers against Canada” first, and then pit their husbands against square neighbors from above. So that later their own offspring resisted, wanting to protect idols from sadistic execution. What they fought for, they fought for. It still doesn't matter that there are brainless compatriots around. One does not make an effort to let children into a session when they pretend to be a homeless person for a guardian, others transplant potatoes instead of a heart to poor Kenny. On cannon fodder are ready to let the battalion of the Chief, black Americans, and in honor of the future execution, cattle performances are arranged with Big Al-homosek and Wynonna Ryder’s preoccupied tricks. After such events, you understand that the country and the youth cannot be protected by war.
South Park, and later the United States, grows to the point where anti-Semitic and racist Eric Cartman is more adequate than any adult. There are no decent teachers left in the town. Everyone is throwing in the guts of Canadians, piling up the earth with chopped bodies of geometric figures, torn limbs and pieces of organs. The imposition of democracy, freedom of opinion, has become a conflict of blame. - No, you.' and showing your middle fingers at a UN meeting. As a result, the young generation grows up not only on humor about butts and mate, but also on the bloodbath - the sin of fathers and mothers, cast on others. Here's Ike, a Canadian, Kyle's little brother, sitting in the attic slamming his head off - whose side does he choose? Adults breed contradictions in order to make themselves appear innocent. In South Park, the main judge in the world of show business, the Leviathan of show business, you expect to see this first of all. And to hear what is important, too.
“We will allow children to watch movies with a high content of violence, but we will not tolerate mat!” And when a child suddenly begins to swear worse than a port prostitute, no one even takes into account the fact that profanity, in general, is characteristic of children. Swearing causes interest, passes the stage of growing up. It is no coincidence that in the film there are so many elements of ordinary everyday life of four, where Stan is depressed by his girlfriend, and Kenny, like a pupil of classical novels, helps Satan find faith in herself in the right words. Adults do not educate, but train when Cartman sews a chip that electrocutes for bad words. Whip education, supervision and punishment are all as Foucault prescribed. The nation is breeding murderers to replace itself, so that they too will jump for the death of a dictator from the Middle East. To continue looking for defendants on the side. But South Park and the Satanic invasion are nothing new. He was lucky that young children were trained by fate to see the seeds of common sense and take on the functions of adults. Do not respond to the Baldwins for ridiculing the accent and see the characters in skaters, not in generals. So adults have missed those moments when their children have outsmarted them, but you don’t have to worry about their future. It is only necessary to move the time for this future to come, stopping in the false machinations of enemies abroad.
Trey Parker and Matt Stone follow the same principles. “Big, long, uncircumcised” is a film with a high content of obscene vocabulary, violence, thrash, insult to real people and culture, caustic satire and vilification of society and politics, jokes about homosexuals, Jews and blacks, genitals in the end. But it is clear that the filmmakers did not surpass themselves. Let the number of words per letter X be written in the script generally solid text, it will not be something new, it is already a rule. Or an exception to rules written for ethical reasons. From the duo of the creators of “South Park” you get used to waiting for the extraordinary. And they all 80 minutes full-length tape with numerous songs, with the crown death of Kenny will record the characters selected expressions, but the main one will not say. Let the main and obvious – the US is to blame for all the troubles initiated by the US – no one dares to say this. Not Cartman, not Officer Barbrady, not Jimbo and Ned. The full meter is slowly aiming for a standard series with a constant morale, where Kyle finally figured something out. And the depreciating timekeeping is for the viewer to think. Not everyone will understand without a direct poke of his nose that democracy and equality do not mean that any individual country is more democratic and equal.
6.5 out of 10
It's Just Lawlessness Remove South Park and this movie is rated 18+ and I'm not going to watch that because it's a bad movie And Evil Revival 1.0 and don't watch at all please.
Don't you dare, Cartman, I warn you!
OK, OK. Kayla's mom ...
(approximately 31 minutes of the film)
South Park: Large, long, uncircumcised
I haven’t seen the show in years, seriously. I don't know, my hands still don't reach. The most interesting thing is that it still works! I heard the information, allegedly began to lose its sharpness. Someday I will definitely review it completely and put an estimate.
“Big, Long, Uncut” is a full-length picture from the South Park universe. It came out in 1999 (by the way, I somehow thought that after all, a little later, that is, in the 21st century). The main characters are Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny. Four students. Kenny likes him best, ah heh heh, he's really cool.
Friends go to the cinema to screen a scandalous Canadian film, where two frostbitten psychopaths, constantly spoil the air and swear to the full program. Furious parents want to execute Canadian perverts Meanwhile, in hell, Satan and Hussein (funny) decide to capture the globe.
The full-length South Park (like the series) can be disliked, guys, that's okay. And it's not even about borax mate. Just a specific thing (animation, songs, satire on American politics, jokes about Canadians, etc.), but the work of Parker and Stone attracts, fact. Although not as much as in childhood.
Why? I write subjectively. Maybe he grew up. Maybe the taste has changed. Another thought. When something is forbidden to you, you want to. When you have free access, the degree of interest decreases. In general, it will do, I was satisfied. Cartman and Kenny contributed (and a kid named Mole).
Crazy fans of the original series (and there are quite a few of them) will be delighted. For them, this is a hundred percent classic. For me, nostalgia for school days.
Greetings, everyone! I watched this movie in 17, it was an ordinary autumn day. I was sitting on my kitchen stool, having pizza, and I came across a movie with a very tempting and interesting title. ': How did he get into theaters with such a big name? ' - I thought. And I decided to see what kind of film this is from the creators of UP.
P.S. I watched the film with the voice of the Goblin, because they said that she was the funniest and coolest, and she also came to me personally.
I didn’t understand the beginning, but when Stan and his friends went to an even cooler film, I was smiling and foreshadowing something funny and incomprehensible.
Flame Ass was good, I smirked at them because it's stupid, it's like laughing at a stupid joke like 300, you laugh at her not because she's funny, but because she's stupid and unexpected. But I was already laughing with the pigophile and the unclefil, because it's stupid but funny again. Terrence doesn't call Phillip ordinary insults, but more bizarre and confusing. It's like your friend calling you instead of 'Fool''Uncle' it's funny because it's unexpected and stupid. In general, almost all jokes and funny moments in this film are built on: Stupid, unusual, unexpected.
Also, the screenwriters of this film stalk the influence of children on mats, mothers who want to ban mats and films, but do not look at the age limit and do not follow their children. This whole movie is huge and chic TRY over everyone.
The ending shows the most important secret of the UP, I will not spoiler.
I recommend you to watch if you are certainly not faithful or bad with satire.
Generally speaking,
Animated film erecting the vices of the animated series in the absolute
I’ll tell you right away, I love South Park. Yes, humor is rude, indecent, sometimes vulgar and inappropriate, but rusty, and sometimes satirical with good morals. So I’m looking forward to watching the movie.
But here is the feature film "Big, long and uncircumcised" I did not like much. The main disadvantage of the film is the abundance of mat. Everything is rubbing around, mate here everywhere, from the title of the film by Terrence and Philip and ending with the speeches of the characters. I understand that mat in South Park is as important a component as unscrupulous banter. There was even a series where all the characters throughout the series say the word shit, which usually sticks or a series where Cartman pretended to suffer from Tourrett syndrome to freely swear. But these are separate series, mostly the characters use mate only when swearing, and the whole "salt" of the animated series is humor on embarrassing situations and jokes on celebrities and current events.
But here, on the contrary, there is an abundance of mat and because of this, the cartoons are tense to watch. The plot, of course, there is: there, something about Satan and about Saddam Hussein, but I got the impression that he is here some secondary or something, that for the creators it is important to sing a mother song about Kyle’s mother or spew out a stream of all kinds of swearing through Cartman’s mouth when he fought Hussein.
And all right, if the whole animated series was like this, vulgar and obscene, I would just open my arms and say "a worthy continuation of bullying." But I've watched all the episodes, so I know that Parker and Stone are not only capable of swearing, they also have fantasy and humor based on really funny gags. Recall at least the trilogy of “Imagination”, which, in the presence of vulgar humor, was still interesting and was built not on mate, but on the comic nature of the plot.
Conclusion: I can’t say that “big, long and uncircumcised” is bad. It is sometimes funny and generally normal, but because of the abundance of mat, due to the fact that it is based on all the humor and plot, and not on the satire or comic of any phenomenon, I can not call a full-length film a good and worthy continuation of the animated series, and for what Oscar is not nominated.
6 out of 10
South Park: Big, long, uncircumcised - in the movie rental of the city of South Park there is a feature film for adults "Fiery ass". Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman cunning penetrate the viewing and get acquainted with the monstrous curses that spew the noble Canadian humorists of the latrines - Terrence and Phillip. At the end of the viewing, children bring culture to the masses - cover everything and everything in the world. I’m not a fan of South Park, as I’m not familiar with this humorous project, but I generally liked the full-length cartoon. And maybe I'll catch up and watch the mini-series, because it's very impressive.
Humor: I like such trends in the genre of comedy, banter and ridicule of absurd norms of morality, politics and even pseudo-holy values. Very qualitatively done work in musical terms, this is a kind of parody of the singing characters in many Disney cartoons. And it was amazing for me to see what kind of animation projects are being created in the West, absolutely without any limits. And it seems to a superficial glance that the picture seems immoral, but it shows the whole essence of human prejudices and stupidities. The most vivid thing that I remember is the ridicule of the parents, for example, the mother in the perversion and vulgarity of her child blames the TV, the state, etc. But the fact is that this responsibility is not corny on the shoulders of parents, and it should be understood and accepted, but in the end everything was brought to war.
Result: I recommend it to everyone, the picture will help you look at serious things from a different angle and perhaps reconsider your views in terms of perception of various directions of humor.
7 out of 10
Compared to the animated series, the full-length is weak. Mata is a lot, and the sharpness, the fury, the sincerity that we love so much in South Park is not enough.
And there's less humor. But the biggest drawback is that behind the mat flows there is still a damn noticeable stamped plot about saving the world by a hero who pathetically sacrificed himself “for his friends.” Well, that's what it is, because the same people filmed! Where's this Hollywood thing coming from? Apparently, the authors were patient for a long time not to insert it into the series, and here - a full-length!
Relationships between heroes? "Did I understand a lot today?" Unexpected plot twists? Nope. You're giving an anti-militarist message, and it's the simplest. The idea of “well-intentioned paved the way to hell” is as old as the world, and it is almost impossible to remove something really fresh from it. The plot “in efforts to protect children from all sorts of adults reach the point of insanity” would still play in the form of one series, but for an hour and a half stretch – fire.
What part of the plot is the interlude about the romantic and timid Satan, who is not penniless by his arrogant preoccupied lover Saddam Hussein? The humorous effect of such odious characters in such a piquant situation passes after the first three minutes, then chewing this gum "you use me, and I love you" five times almost without variations.
Why are there two new boys in the plot, a major and some fucking Godfighter? They are not needed at all, the main team would cope with the task perfectly. The “God-fighter” waters God with a selective mat, although it is not clear exactly what God did wrong to him. To the plot, this also does not apply to any place, the usual shocking, and completely empty. “We can put God in public and nothing will happen,” that’s the whole point of this character. Well, kindergarten.
The songs also look superfluous in the South Park format. Although some of them are not bad in themselves. Especially "Canada is to blame."
In the course of the film, however, there are quite good little things, a good legacy of the series. For example, a series of jokes about “human shield”. Or Kyle's phrase that he supposedly sees Kenny everywhere.
If you take the cartoon as such, it is quite “suitable” for viewing by people loyal to mat, absurdity and blasphemy. He carries a few quite true ideas, is not boring and sometimes funny. In the Goblin translation, you can even hear several new interesting combinations of mater roots.
The title of the cartoon, although selected from the second attempt (the first American film association was not missed), fully reflects the essence of what is happening. And, of course, hints at something else. But who would Matt Stone and Trey Parker be if they didn’t introduce ambiguity and a certain obscenity?
You can choose the first details you get. There are many songs in the film, of course, much more than in one episode of the series. And that's really cool. A song about Canada was nominated for an Oscar. And the victor Phil Collins will still get reproaches in his side, and repeated. And Oscar will be stuck in one place.
I really liked the final song, “Eyes of a Child.” It is penetrating, and the text takes on the soul no less firmly.
Longer is simple. It's a full-length cartoon. Often, the creators of popular shows take this step. Sometimes good, sometimes not. I learned very well from South Park. It's only been two seasons, and now it's full-length. Everything is done in a timely manner.
Uncircumcised - as if uncircumcised. The fact that not a single scene was removed from the finished version by the rating commission and other offices is cool. Almost as much as Salinger's "The Catcher in the Rye," which wasn't edited a drop before release. At least that's what I heard.
Everything that is beautiful about South Park is here. Even Terrence and Phillip's famous show moved to the big screen. Because of them, all the fuss happened.
Saddam also made his first appearance in an episode with two Canadians. Satan was before. And here's the scene - Saddam fucking Satan. No word. It's a fierce TFP. But the Americans seemed very happy.
The perfect cartoon that does not depart from tradition and gives something new. I wonder when the series will end.
10 out of 10
P.S. See, of course, in the translation of Dmitry "Goblin" Puchkov.
In the fictional, provincial small mountain town of South Park in Colorado, where it is always cold, snow always falls and strange and funny things constantly happen, a holiday burst in the form of a new, banned Canadian film from famous performers of toilet humor - comedians Terrence and Phillip. In their artwork titled "Fiery Assholes", Canadians promise all their fans to discover a new, higher level of profanity, as well as to go beyond cultural communication. With the help of their cunning and brazen manner of conducting dialogues with other representatives of the human species, true fans of these two television comedians, four schoolchildren: fat trust and ardent anti-Semite Cartman, a Jewish boy Kyle, always balanced Stan and ever-living Kenny, enter the cinema, where they get acquainted with the same forbidden film that will cause a lot of protests and scandals in the future, which will eventually bring down on America a “funny terrible war”, and invite Satan and his troubled lover – Saddam Hussein. In general, in their first feature film, "Three Parker" and "Matt Stone" were not afraid to keep the usual themes, rules, style and trends that cause in the real world only scandals and constant rumbling from too intelligent critics and malicious journalism.
In the world there is a sufficient number of adherents of this so-called degraded American animated series, which constantly mocks all sorts of stereotypes that have penetrated into the lives of not only Americans but also other people from other countries around the world. It is not at all difficult to understand local humor, you just need to follow current world events, which in the future will turn into a sandwich with a large piece of shamelessness and criticism, a juicy high-quality black humor, which the creators of the series always look great. South Park is a kind of factory of moral declaration of its concepts and reasoning: about good and evil, what is right, what is wrong, what is funny and what is not. Unlike a typical twenty-minute episode, the hour-and-a-half story carries a triple dose of cynicism, parodies, swearing and constant ridicule of stars, just public figures, and even large countries, automatically raking under its wing their culture and traditions, which are sure to be ridiculed in their typical rigid formulation.
The combination of elements of the musical gave the cartoon new colors, the characters can now be seen from a completely different side - from time to time they sing, and do it, by the way, very fun. Cartman, Stan, Kyle, Kenny and the rest of the mountain town are always very reasonable with deep knowledge of the world. Sometimes it seemed that the cardboard images of the characters do not correspond to the text they utter, and at what level they reason about it. The uniqueness of this cartoon is that it is made in a primitive style of animation, but this did not affect the fact that “South Park” was able to assemble its millionth army around the world. The essence of this American feature-length animated film in full tries to convey to the viewer a certain message characterizing the author’s observation about how much people like to exaggerate something, while always looking for extreme or those who are not on their side. As this cartoon shows, a flock of scandalous parents on the ground organized a social coup and war with another country, and from the outside it all looked like complete absurdity, but rusty absurdity, because the creators of this absurdity and mess are Trey Parker and Matt Stone. "South Park: Big, Long, Uncircumcised" gradually gained new momentum in terms of screen chaos, as a result of which - nothing became better, but only blacks, Jews, Mexicans, and of course Kenny suffered again.
Sometimes logic and reason are not enough. Sometimes it is necessary to outshine those who think differently. (Eric Cartman)
The sun shines in height, the grass turns green - It is warmer in the snow at a meter depth.
There is no place for sadness in life.
All are friendly, kind,
Notwithstanding the frost...
- Get off me, sucker! . . "
That's how it works. The full-length "South Park" chronologically, if memory does not change me, follows approximately between the second and third seasons. What is "big, long, uncircumcised"? Is this a separate series? Is this an offshoot (so to speak, a splintering off) from the universal pre-line series?
Honestly, I don't. Why crush? For quantity? The quality can also decrease at this rate. Here is another "Imagination"... I recently wrote a book called South Park Christmas Stories. But if this film-musical can still somehow be taken out of brackets, then other “cuttings” look even less convincing.
Okay, let's talk about the "big, long, uncircumcised." It so happened that I watched it long before I had seen at least one series of the same name. So I still find it acceptable. Because I got to know the characters through this movie, not through the series. Just, it turns out, I have already written quite a lot about South Park, and now, it turns out that there are some understatements.
Yeah. In fact, it turned out that there is nothing to add to what I said in the description of the series. It’s like someone didn’t understand something and asks me to tell you again: “What do you think about it?”
And I think the humor has shifted towards censorship.
But if you don’t have to be rough and still add to the missing, then there is something remarkable here! Not only is life after Kenny's death shown, but (!)Only in this film will Kenny take off the hood and show everyone his face!!! Before that, he was shown without a hood somehow stealthily. Fans of the series can see it and even screenshot.
Not a thick review? So be it. But I'm not doing a story retelling. I just showed my thoughts about the cartoon. Morality is here as in the first series. And this morality is more saturated, perhaps, than in the series. But the idea of creating a musical by the writers is not to my liking. I don't like musicals.
How not to spin, and watch it in time is interesting only until Mr. Mackie called to school parents.
6 out of 10
P.s: For multiple viewing the film is not suitable.
The series South Park started watching recently, just because of watching this feature. In the cartoon a lot of funny, albeit obscene, moments. What is the first scene in school?
Despite the fact that jokes can be laughed at for nothing, they still have a hidden meaning. Americans consider Canadians to be inferior beings. Eric Cartman is a prime example of anti-Semitism (“Well, let’s see, I don’t have Jewish candy”).
Thank you to the people who translated it into Russian. Some sense may be lost, but the laughter has not diminished. I advise everyone to watch this cartoon, and not once.
P.S. Matt Stone and Trey Parker, keep going like this, okay?
10 out of 10