But this is a stupid scoop, and in the civilized West all this was known for a long time. Therefore, even a Harvard diploma does not protect a person from probation with a salary below the immigrant one - for the employer knows where diplomas come from in a civilized society.
One day our bozo and nerd come to work on the weekend. There's no one in the office and they have to work. In a stupid scoop, the working day was eight hours and the week was five days. After work, people went home, and from there to the Houses of Culture and Sports Palaces, which were free or parole. But it's a stupid scoop. In a civilized society, everyone knows that if a person has an hour of free time a day, then either very rich or just lazy. In a civilized society, everyone should work like in the 16th century – around the clock. Of course, the employee receives a huge amount of money for this – an average of $ 50,000 a year, but at the same time 90% is spent on taxes of two levels, loans and insurance. And 50,000 is the average figure, which is so big because of the police, officials, the military, hockey players, basketball players, golfers, actors, baseball players and football players. Most U.S. citizens make about $20,000 a year, and 90 percent, as you know, goes right away.
Capitalism in this respect is the most just formation. A person works, receives money, pays taxes and loans on them, and with the remaining money takes a new loan and buys new property, which will be taxed. A closed circle from which, at best, you can jump to the age of 70. This is not a stupid scoop where taxes are dumped into a common pot, and education, medicine, the army, free housing and other achievements of the 20th century are at the expense of this pot. Life in the 16th century is much better and more civilized than in the 20th, and all civilized citizens know this.
Here is our bonkers and a botanist, working on a weekend, find (or rather finds a botanist) in the reports of the company lost two million dollars. Unspeakable joy struck their souls, still shines a prize and the end of the probation period. Two million dollars were simply lost – someone twice allocated money for the funeral of the former president of the company.
The bonkers and the botanist head with the joyful known to boss Mr. Bernie Lomax. That moment changes in the face, it turns out that he appropriated this money for his own needs, but the enthusiastic employees do not notice the sadness of the boss. In the stupid scoop, corruption was ubiquitous. No one did anything, but only bribed each other. There has never been anything like this in a civilized society. If the boss took a couple of million from the company's budget, passed them by taxes, then it's okay - the company is his, his money, which means he owes nothing to anyone. Every civilized person knows this, and if someone disagrees, he is a stupid scoop. You can steal millions if they're yours. Therefore, Khodorkovsky is not guilty and must be released - he stole from himself!
Bernie comes up with a cunning plan - he invites the wacky and nerd to visit his own villa, on a remote island where only rich citizens live. There is no limit to the joy of our heroes. It was only in a stupid scoop that the common man had access to forests, rivers and lakes, as well as rest on equal terms in the same sanatoriums with generals and academicians. In a civilized society, everything is done wisely. There's a hundred thousand dollars - welcome to the forest, welcome to the lake. There's a million -- you have the best recreational resources in the area. No money? Go buy a ticket to the water park or have a backyard barbecue. This is a civilization, not a stupid scoop.
In addition, the botanist falls in love with a colleague. He invites a girl to a cafe, and there she hints to him that it would be nice to go to his house, but on the condition that he has his own apartment. The botanist immediately makes his apartment his own, and he invites the girl home. In fact, the botanist lived with his parents. It is only in a stupid scoop that young people were given rooms and apartments, but in a civilized society this is not the case. Yesterday’s student must rent an apartment with money earned during the probationary period. When she comes home, she first notices the old furniture in the botanist’s house. "Retro," she observes, "you have good taste, nerd." But in fact, the director wanted to show that the average citizen of a civilized society does not have the money to renovate furniture at least once every 10 years. Forgive him for this amateur activity, in a civilized society, new furniture is not needed at all. Firstly, a person disappears at work all the time, and secondly, you can buy furniture at a commission or make it yourself. If that doesn’t suit you, then look for a better job – that’s what even President Medvedev thinks.
It should be noted that civilized society is strictly hierarchical. If in a stupid scoop over one decrepit secretary of the regional committee sat another more decrepit, then in a civilized society every effective manager obeys another effective manager, for this is effective. It is worth noting that the most effective management is no different from the mafia: instead of layoffs – physical liquidation, instead of fines – mutilation or inclusion of the “counter”. It’s not organized crime, it’s all crime in the Kremlin, it’s effective resource management. Comrade Bernie also had his own efficient boss. The boss, having learned about the detected error, and remembering about the repeated violation of subordination, acts effectively, namely, decides to kill Bernie, dumping the murder on two interns.
That's the cut. And then the main plot begins - a botanist and a fool, coming to the villa to Bernie, find him dead there. A stupid scoop would immediately call the police, but in a civilized society, everything is wrong - it is the fault of the poor. Very convenient - because without stupid Soviet courts and investigations, everyone immediately becomes clear what will turn out this or that case. Within two days, our heroes will have to portray Bernie alive, and they will have to come up with something so as not to sit down in the name of democracy for a crime they did not commit.
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