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Hallo Panda
2006
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An unromantic comedy about a man who has to masturbate a talking black and white bear.
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UK
Genres:
Short
Comedy
Properties:
unambiguous
brutal
light
dinamic
Directors:
Ben Blaine
Chris Blaine
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Chris Blaine
Ben Blaine
Producers:
Barrington Paul Robinson
Quinny Sacks
Matthieu de Braconier
Rebecca Mark-Lawson
Tracy O'Riordan
Jo McClellan
Kate Ogborn
Camerman:
Oli Russell
Music:
Daniel Teper
Premiere:
01 November 2006
Tags:
masturbation
ejaculation
masturbation with hands
talking animal
sperm
television
Director's script
prison escape
gorilla
zoo
nightclub
ship
boat
egg
latex gloves
freedom
disappearance
cell
escape
panda
barefoot man
bar
drunkenness
pub
park
viewing porn
phone call
on the run
hippos
artificial insemination
pole dance
photography
tunnel
dvd
drunk man
alarm clock
drunk woman
apology
Slow motion scene
novel in the workplace
answering machine
gloves
dark room
Dance stage
hole
cable television
Mention of masturbation
drinking from a bottle
moth
discoverer of the truth
Colleague relationships
conversation with an animal
calendar
dancing at the pole
sperm sample
Cast:
Steven Beckingham
Benedict Wong
Peter Elliott
Cariad Lloyd
Neil Edmond
Femi Houghton
Lee Kern
Mark Taylor
Elizabeth Tan
Jimmy Chan
China
Crystal
Don Knee
Sara Pascoe
Tom Golding
Garth Maunders
Helen Neale
Raul Oramas Roig
Kim Hitchins
Damian Kell
Nick Simons
Alastair Marshall
Sophie Wills
Clare Tetley
Zeeshan Ahmad
Jessica Fostekew
Emma Dow
Samantha Jeffrey
Phillipa Grimes
Verity Budden
Sophie Marriott
Stephanie Kennedy
Jem Garrard
Helen Shearcroft
Dominic O'Riordan
Germaine Grimes
Jenna Peacock
Tom Tennant
Chantal Proctor
Andrew Turner
Imogen Loveday
Ariel Sultan
Steven Swannell
Barrington Paul Robinson
Phil Stevens
David Ruffin
Alex Mayover
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