Low-budget #83 I think fans of the so-called movie should know TomCat Films, which has been supplying content to the global film market for quite some time. Since 2006, these comrades have delighted us with masterpieces in the spirit of Iron Man: The Dark Side, The Dark Knight Return and Aliens vs. Avatars. The first two films were even sold on licensed DVDs, thanks to Flagman Trade! It looked so low-budget that any Asylum movie looked like a big-budget blockbuster. Interestingly, the company still produces films, and today we will look at something from a relatively recent production.
So, here we have comedy horror Jeff Leroy Aliens vs. Titanic. Leroy is no stranger to such films, almost 20 years ago he made an incredibly delusional "Against the Predator", which was also sold on DVD. This time, the script was written by Ted Chalmers, the lead producer of TomCat.
The plot tells us about a cruise spaceship called Titan-1C (apparently, so as not to find fault with copirasts), which safely carries tourists through space. And now, just on New Year’s Eve, when not only the passengers but also the captain of the ship swelled, the ship crashes. Five survivors, one cooler than the other. This is the captain's assistant, constantly eating pills to excite a dude, his virgin girlfriend, just a nice guy and absolutely suddenly clairvoyant. All this bright company lands on a previously unexplored planet.
The film shows a high degree of inadequacy at the very beginning, when the first victims explode chest, and the captain – head. Special effects are something you need to see for yourself. And then only cooler - aliens on an unknown planet can crawl into people and control them - and they do it through their ears! If you want to have sex with an alien, go here. How is a new alien born? You too. Are you interested in aliens with claws on their dick? You're right here!
Honestly, most of the TomCat movies I’ve seen before were pretty boring – the guys took a well-known movie as an idea and shot a low-budget fake on their knees that only had boring dialogue. I came to this film with a lot of skepticism. And I was very happy that the film broke all my expectations - we have a wildly inadequate comedy, where, it seems, comrades are mocking at this kind of film. To watch this seriously does not work – it is clear that it was created exclusively for the banter. Here and absolutely insane script and specially beaten computer graphics, and glowing over the same actors - it is clear that absolutely all those present on the set have come off pretty well.
What I can say at the end of the day is to watch only by turning off the brain. In principle, the title of the film hints at this. The movie is perfect for both a fun company for beer and chips, and for single viewing - the main thing is not to try to consider it as a serious horror - then you are waiting for a fun 85 minutes!
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7.5 out of 10