My movies are from the trash! So famous...
(roughly 8th minute of the film)
Evil Bong 420
Look, I didn't get it. It's not a movie. Just Charles Band took a camera, called drug addicts (i.e. actors) and filmed something. Some kind of recruitment, honestly. Bong 420 doesn’t even have a story. Okay, for all those who reached the fourth part (there is a crossover with the Gingerbread, then the fifth), I will try to chew this nonsense from the Band.
In fact, the Bong 420 pretends to continue the crossover with the Gingerbread. We are again shown the world of Abby (hookah world), Carrot burns with porn stars, but Rabbit runs away from Abby in the real world. Who watched the crossover, will ask a logical question – why the Rabbit dumped, if he was high there. Hands moving. I must be tired.
In Bong 420, Band finally scored on four friends from the original. Here Larnell appears in the second half, but the main character is still Rabbit. I remind you, in the original Rabbit was a deliverer (mat). So the old man (he's really old) runs away from Abby and opens a bowling alley. Abby (along with the Carrot - lol!) tries to get the Rabbit back.
Yeah, yeah, that's Band's bullshit. By the way, the poster is lying (Charles Band in his repertoire), the hookah is alone, do not let yourself be fooled, a-hee-hee. Although I was killed the most by the film’s timing – if you remove the cool opening screensaver (with a chic song) and the final credits, we get 50 minutes.
Band couldn't make it in an hour! The man's lazy. I'd rather shoot a short film for five minutes, whatever. The film is full of nudity, as there are porn stars everywhere (I wonder how much he paid them). It's a dirty move, of course, when you have a sad heresy instead of a funny thrash. But there is Tanya Tate sparkling with charms.
I'm disappointed! He hoped that Band would be able to spin the sequels (like Stolen 3) to a more or less watchable level (he wrote about this in a review of the very first Kalyan). Nothing like that. Or rather, on the contrary, the franchise goes lower and lower. Sadness.
P.S.
In the first minutes you can see another thrash dinosaur - David DeCoto! Went to Band for an old friendship.
2 out of 10