Best film yet from The Asylum for the year! After watching something incomprehensible called "Pup Star", I remembered that earlier this year my favorites The Asylum released their children's and family film. It was immediately decided to review it. In addition, at the helm is not someone, and Mark Atkins, the man who gave us a great mokbuster "Battle of Los Angeles", as well as a cool shark horror "Sand Sharks". How will he make a children's film? Besides, the Asylum base? It was even better than I thought!
So, we have a film for children Mark Atkins "Jurassic School". Let's take a look at the poster. It is made in the typical style of the studio The Asylum - a giant dinosaur with no idea what look, a stupid slogan, and all that. An adequate viewer should already pass by. And we will sit down and turn on this masterpiece.
The plot of the film is brilliant beyond impossibility. I will not focus on the cruel moments, but I am reviewing The Asylum, and this is not Kronenberg. We are introduced to the main character-schooler - a typical smear, but with brains. The boy's name is Tommy. He participates in a scientific competition, the theme of which is dinosaurs. Tommy has a competitor, Ethan. Ethan has a mechanical dinosaur that shits muffins. And Tommy's dream is to raise a real dinosaur that will hatch out of an egg. As a result, Tommy succeeds and decides to hide his dinosaur Spike from all living in his room, putting a bunch of plants there (suddenly they won’t burn). But Spike is being discovered...
In short, I haven't seen this in a long time. It's terminal madness. This is drug addiction, although I do not like to call anything “drug addictive”. I won't be afraid of that word this time. I laughed in my voice a few times during the movie, and this happens to me in The Asylum movies. I’ve watched them since 2011, almost never missed a movie, but it’s the gem of their delusional movies. What is wrong with the movie (or vice versa)?
Well, first of all, look at the dinosaur itself. I hate to be rude, but did his uniform remind you of anything? I bet the guys at The Asylum did it on purpose! What sounds does he make? It's just sampled and run back and forth two seconds... even the fuck knows what to call it. Is it that the whole movie only shows the head of a dinosaur? What about his face? Along the way, along with the writers, he was puffing various substances! When was he caught? It was so funny, even sad music.
When a dinosaur pulls out a paw, it's all chic, it seems like someone is controlling it from under the table. There’s a lot more to say about this movie, but then you won’t be interested in watching it. And watch it in the company of cheerful guys, then a good mood will be ensured. Seriously, I haven't laughed at their movies in so long. I only give a big score for a good mood. The incredible power of delirium. Don’t take the film seriously, let alone show it to your kids. Such a degraded video I would definitely not show the younger generation.
Thank you for listening.
7.5 out of 10