A mummy similar to a waking homeless person Yeah, the poster just fascinated me. I didn’t even read the movie, so I sat down to watch it. The only thing that strained is the timekeeping in 80 minutes, and the country-producer is the UK.
Honestly, I checked several times if I was watching the movie at all, because it reminded me not of an adventure about mummies, but of some psychological drama from the lives of poor Britons. I haven't seen any more nonsense in a long time.
Let’s talk a little bit about the plot of this 'masterpiece' British cinema. There is a robbery of an antique shop and robbers find a mummy and a nearby amulet. Of course, they make a very big mistake, the mummy comes to life and tries to return the stolen amulet. Here is the whole uncomplicated plot, which corresponds to the level of school amateur theater. With the scenery, of course, the authors decided not to bother, acquiring low-quality items of mummy clothing. It looked pretty ridiculous... wrapped in toilet paper. Or some old rags. Laughter and only.
The movie is stupid in every way. No clear background, no intelligent development of the plot, not to mention the presence of sensible storylines. Just decided the authors of this creation to make money on the famous name. Well, I hope this crap is not allowed in our theaters, because so many people will just spend money on nothing, buying a title and a poster like me. There is absolutely nothing in the film that you can cling to while watching. One solid slag is 80 minutes long.
As the movie progresses, we can’t get bored, because all we do during this period is wonder what nonsense is happening on the screen. It's a total mess. The mummy, like the main antagonist, has absolutely no purpose. I'm not really into mummies, but in all the mummies I've seen, she was trying to conquer the world or something. And here. The English troupe had no target. And this prologue, which was completely idiotic at first. Who, why, where, how? And this applies not only to the prologue, but also to the film as a whole. Terrible sight. It turns out that the mummy is very easy to wake up, as well as to win. Do not know what the character of Branden Fraser did in the famous trilogy, fighting mummies for 2 hours?! Learn from your British colleagues, Mr. Okonnell! By the way, mummies are also easy to find, just climb into an antique store. Do you want to go to Egypt after her?
The main roles were played by actors ' second plan' and maybe even lower. Familiar names, of course, not found, and to sign about ' games ' those who are - a stupid business, because it simply does not exist. Unnecessary idiotic curvatures, the complete absence of at least some transfer of emotions and feelings. You don't see that kind of sloppy acting. In addition, I will note that in the abstract, which I later read, it says that the action is tied to a group of teenagers, about which I will state that such teenagers have a place in the colony, especially with regard to the female half of the acting group. If in England such teenagers who are over 30, or even under 40 - then something is clearly wrong in the country.
The result is a complete idiocy and lack of thought for a movie I wouldn’t recommend to anyone. Save those 80 minutes for something more valuable. British cinema has been disappointing too often. Unfortunately.
1 out of 10