Let's start to porn in the name of gore!!! Young people are bad these days. Smoking pot, drinking and having sex. They have no morals or morals. None at all. What about faith if they don’t care about God? The only way out is to replace the prison term with community service, or better not under the leadership of a valiant police, but under the strict guidance of a Catholic pastor. There is no better salvation for a sinful soul than physical labor. This is the only way to teach self-willed teenagers intelligence. No casualties, and profit for the flock. Naturally, young people in the coffin saw religious instructions, sex and youth seeth in their blood. And the prospect of a Saturday night in a movie theater is nothing more than the prospect of being hammered further by direct duties, to the detriment of the elders and the rest of the world. But old buildings are like portals for Satan’s servants, and if you are a bully three times, do not pick up foreign objects. The ritual is launched, and the machinations of darkness envelop a handful of the righteous in the walls of the cinema.
Fangoria continues to amaze me that before I could get away from the bland satanic panic, I found a movie with a telling title. Porn, what could that be? In this case, a total banter on Christian morality, a tribute to the old school, and a comedy horror in one bottle. I realized that these types exist in real life. Especially the character of George's Heavy Metal, he seems to be written off from radical hard-core movements, but in his behavior he is brought to an absolute grotesque, which delivers a ton of fun and fun, since he is absurd. What follows is a typical set of types, but combined into one or another mutually flowing situation, and a clear deal with blackness, Satanism and liters of artificial blood. Fortunately, the themes of mocking the church have no bottom, and can be generated endlessly, sometimes on pure improvisation. And besides, and this is an approach to the tribute of the old school, for the atmosphere, excessive entourage is not necessary, it is enough to play the light of the shadow, a good soundtrack and the ability to play. And the lack of seriousness will do the rest of the work, in terms of black humor, of course. They ridiculed all possible realities of church life: abstinence, chastity, homosexuality among clergy, drugs, sex. It went well, and the main thing is funny. It is characteristic that the stick was not particularly overtaken, and for this I will pay tribute to the creators. While exploiting all the base topics, it was possible to maintain an atmosphere of kindness and ease. With a complete departure from vulgarity and abomination. What is surprising, the color of the characteristic attributes of that very horror movie on vhs climbs into all corners. I don't know the debutante-lee took up business, but "Porn" is a fit in the genre swamp of everyday life.