A catastrophically stupid movie. There's nothing more to say.
The beginning of it gave the feeling that in front of me something like “Crow” with Brandon Lee in the title role, but this charm flew off as soon as it had time to appear ... and then began ...
In a nutshell, “Black Scorpio” is some kind of childish nonsense, like “Power Rangers” but with scenes of exposure from time to time. Don’t get me wrong, I like nudity scenes; and to a number of very children’s animated series, like the same “Teenage Ninja Turtles”, “Mice Rockers from Mars” and other things in the same spirit, I treat with great sympathy ... that’s just “Black Scorpion” absorbed, as it seemed to me, the most stupid of their features, adding on top of all this also the stupid features of the second-rate combat 90/br>
Here you and revolvers that do not require reloading, and staging fights according to the method "" Met two invalids , and the chase, filmed with the help of a noticeable acceleration of the video sequence, and, finally, the villain clowns ( figuratively ).
The local headmaster is some extramarital, degenerative son of Darth Vader and Schroeder who can summon nothing but laughter. And if we were talking about children's cinema, then this image would be quite appropriate in it. But it's not a kid's movie. Here you and boobs close-up, and the main character, shuffling half of the screen time in a suit from the store fetishists-BDSMshikov, and bed scenes.
In the end, I was not sure what audience this film was intended for. For children - not suitable for the above reasons, for adults ... to her, God - too childish plot and performance. Abhorrently childish. Feeling like watching some show for preschoolers, or hopelessly behind the time of “Batman” of the 70s (who watched, will understand).
After watching this movie, I had only one question for myself: why did I watch it? Nope. I remember being flattered by Joan Severance. I remember that somehow she attracted me in some other movie. But after "Black Scorpio", I could not remember what?
The total of this :
The plot is delusional and uninteresting; staging stunts, chases, fights and everything else on which such films usually go - at the bottom; about the special effects of the 95th year now and talk ridiculous. Of the pluses, except for a couple of nice nude scenes, which, even if you kill, do not outweigh all the rest of the talentless.
Watch "Black Scorpio" is worth only if you are hopelessly nostalgic for that era; or as a child looked to the holes videotape with these films. In other cases, be sure to pass by.
4 out of 10