If your cream is not sold, win the lottery, put up with the former and conflict with the criminal brother. An old movie coming off a videotape, someone needs it too. Another thing is that penetration by nostalgia in most viewers occurs at the sight of long-familiar paintings, and not one-day fakes. “Under the Hawaiian Moon” by Jeff Celentano is a fake, trying to tell in an ironic tone about a Hawaiian couple who escaped from prison and a tired journalist. The focus is on four characters, so let’s see what we do with them.
After half an hour of view
Pretty overplaying actors, boring and stupid humor, a claim to three storylines at once, which then, most likely, will be combined into one. A guy and a girl are testing and selling sunscreen. They have everything very well: constant sex, dancing to the screensaver of their favorite TV series, pliable clients from the plot of the TV show (the host of which is not at all enthusiastic about her vocation). But not much money brings them the usual business, because of which there are periodic skirmishes. And then the news reports that a criminal is now at large. Plus a little naive mysticism. Cocktail served!
An hour later
The plot lines finally become a single whole, and in front of us immediately unfolds family-criminal tragicomedy, which is perceived without much positive. Everything seems to be fine, but still not so impressive. The director desperately fails to make any scene memorable. It feels like the actors are co-existing on the set on their own, trying to salvage the tolerable script, instead of more actively ruining it. Thank you for at least scheduling the next event.
After viewing
That's all: the story played out in full force, turned into an action movie and ended with a fabulous point. No special emotions, except a slight bewilderment and heavy yawning, she did not cause.
There is a very weak production, actors who are unhappy in their attempts to crook, a very slightly tangible atmosphere of summer, and a separate list of epithets is confused, viscous, crumpled, boring... Nothing. Once upon a time there were two, so and so happened to them, they did so and so, and then they became happy.
Comedy as such did not work out in principle (unless, of course, you laugh at stupidity), the action movie was based on banal domestic fights, melodrama made you fall asleep with open eyes. If the film was noticed by someone at the time (miracles happen), now safely rested in oblivion. Not for nothing.
3 out of 10