Long ago, in time immemorial, there was one artist. He knew how to draw more than average, so his creations on the theme of the adventures of a very epic hero of very ancient and forgotten times named Ator were not popular with the public.
But our creator did not despair. You do not know how to accept such a high art - we will teach, do not want to force. Here you are, dear connoisseurs, another series - the most epic of all, released before! It is so epic that you can show it only at the largest vernissage, and other artists will squeeze, they will not lose.
The oil painting number one is the plot. Write it in sharp, large brushstrokes, without worrying about the details - why bother with them, if our goal is to create the epic story of all that existed before? Who will notice the complete absence of logic in the narrative, fully immersed in the drama of the confrontation between man and God? We should not forget about the sword, but what a hero without divine weapons. Just giving it away is not serious. The idea is -- let it be broken and you have to forge it -- hey, who says it already happened? This is not plagiarism from Andaril, but just the same way of thinking. Well, for the full set, we will make a vinaigrette of everything that comes to mind - and serve it under some sauce from pasta a week ago.
So, something visitors to the vernissage reached for the exit - nothing, the doors are closed, so they will have to voluntarily return.
Oil painting number two are characters. We won't write them out too much either. The standard set will be enough, why scratch your head? Cheater hero without pants - girls like them, immediately attract attention. He must have the only beautiful woman as his girlfriend, so that the male part of the population has something to see. Do not forget about the companion, which will appear out of nowhere and go nowhere - just like that, for the kit. Enemies are also needed - and even ears in love with a couple of main characters and trying to separate them, especially this, covered with pimples, sister he still has nothing externally - well, let her live happily ever after.
Hey, citizens visitors, do not dare to come close to the work of art, it is better to cut into pieces in the next hall then Picasso, but not this masterpiece! So hand over the stabbing and cutting objects and proceed further.
Oil painting number three is casting. Pay special attention - this is a fence, and behind the tower crane you can see. What's all this about? You guessed it, there was a recruitment announcement. And it attracted a lot of attention - you see, even tore it down and therefore it is not in the picture, so I had to pretend that the applicants for the roles do not know how to read and turn to the construction site itself for help to guest workers. True, they also refused, so where in the end they recruited the performers of the roles is a big secret.
Dear visitors, calm down, do not beat your heads against the walls, spoil the plaster! After all, our tour is not finished yet and we have the most interesting things ahead.
Oil painting number four - special effects. Look at this volcanic eruption, the amazing destruction of buildings. No, honestly, we haven't taken footage from other films. What does this have to do with an Egyptian statue? Well, the ancient tomb, so it was there, like many other things. And in general - do not compare this masterpiece with the crafts of Ed Wood - he stole from everything he could, and we just borrowed without asking. Strangely enough, they shouldn’t have noticed.
And now, fellow citizens... Hey, who brought the bomb into the room! This is an architectural structure protected by UNESCO, you will answer before the law and...
And after this show, the artist no longer took up this cycle, focusing on paintings much closer to the viewer - and stopped dabbling in oil, switching to silicone.