It's a big thrash. After the scientists swarming at the bottom of the ocean in a rusty can, led by Reggie Bannister (I burst into tears when I saw him here, honestly), something was disturbed there with the lithosphere, the ocean decided that it had enough of childhood heroes bogged down in B-Movie, bubbled, and poked at America with a hefty, shitty combined wave. At this time, humanity, scratching the hemispheres at both ends of the body, decided, let's arrange an earthquake to tsunami. I don't know, scared and gone, I guess. What you want, I'm not a scientist, they made it up. Well, in general, they make an earthquake, and the water all falls into the open hole, I'm not kidding, it's just like in the bathroom, science, to throw it. I’m the one who recounted the main plot checkpoints, there’s a lot, a lot of stuff in between, and I’m not physically able to describe all the infernal shit that’s going on in this movie. It’s a hell of a thing, and I’m sure it was personally funded by Satan, who turned out to be a pretty tight-lipped person, and he only gave 50 bucks for everything. You can see all the rest of his money went to the production of 666 sequels "Transformers".
Let's get back to the movie. I’ve seen all sorts of asilum endless catastrophes, and crafts of other studios with an irrepressible desire to commit genocide of everything and everything, each of these films was bad, but this movie came to a completely different level of suck. In fact, this is the least that can be called a film, there is nowhere else, instead of scenery, special effects and acting, there are only solid conventions. “And let’s believe that this utility is a military bunker”, “Imagine that in this very place you see a giant wave”, “And here we have real actors, and not a handful of homeless people in their usual clothes” As it is sometimes said about black and white films that it is a way to develop the imagination and somehow think up the colors that the characters see, so this movie is a way to pump mental abilities to unimaginable heights. Or get an aneurysm, which is more likely. The authors of Earthquakes Against Tsunami have come close to simply showing a black screen, absolutely nothing, and calling it a movie. In general, I'll dwell on the name, as you can imagine, I mean, I've already described how this unepic clash of two natural forces will go, but here's the first association that will arise in the mind of a random user of a movie base after reading the title, what will it be? Personally, I thought that the tsunami would just fill the face of an earthquake, I don’t know how, but that’s all I could think of, nothing more coherent I could give birth. How could one come up with such a delusional name and such an idiotic concept that next, "Asteroid vs. Earth"? "Aliens vs. Avatars"? "Aliens vs. Titanic"? That makes sense, because these movies also exist. They are, they are not a figment of my imagination. I don’t think I was the only one who saw them.
I am honest with myself, no one will ever watch this movie and see this review, I write it simply because I do not know where else to pour out my bewilderment and my pain from watching this piece of gracelessness. This film is bad, really bad, it is completely cheap and ascetic in everything, in computer graphics, in editing, in production, all that the authors had was a digital camera and a frivolous version of the poorest video editor, to create a movie in which a giant tsunami collides with a powerful earthquake, with such a set of tools, it is like trying to build a space shuttle from old boards and cotton. Being an amoeba. And even then, the result would be more digestible.
1 out of 10