My movies are from the trash! There are no microbes?
(Roughly 64 minutes of the film)
Stolen against the sinister Bong
I didn't like it. After three bad solo films about Hookah, hand on heart, there was a small hope that it was the Gingerbread that could stir up this drug thrash series. Unfortunately, Band again got his hair wobbly, issued an incredibly incompetent consumer goods.
I checked on autopilot, to be honest. Band has such a thing, pushing different characters of his films (Demonics versus Pappet, Puppet versus Demonics). The only problem is that all these crossovers (to put it mildly) were a failure. Yes, yes, "Kalyan vs. Carrot" was no exception to the rule.
The main character of the film is Larnell! For some strange reason, Larnell does not communicate with the other three friends, owns a hookah shop. Ie. The band calmly got rid of them for unnecessary (but stretched the timekeeping with long flashbacks, oh, thank you very much). Added a new character – absolutely crazy assistant.
The plot is stitched with white threads. At Larnell (for some reason!) Abby is in captivity, and nearby is the same bakery from the movie “Baked”. The gingerbread (so far, just think about it) is trying to kill Sarah. Sarah goes to Larnell's store, and the carrot ends up running into Abby. Something like that.
Of the old heroes, the Rabbit appears, but it would be better to return the grandfather with a nurse. Luanne was still in the background. The only funny joke from Band is Sarah and Luanne played by actress Robin Sidney! That is, the actress lit up in two franchises at once, so here her heroines met face to face. Oh, my goodness, nothing more.
The main disappointment is no confrontation, no so-called battle. How do you do it (if Abby is standing still)? That's not my problem anymore, guys. Don't take it off if you can't, since you don't have imagination (like Lloyd Kaufman of Troma, a-hee-hee). The band brazenly deceived us.
“Stolen against sinister Bong” is worthless chatter. A couple of sluggish murders from the Gingerbread. A parody of the axe on the "Shining" (from him), that's all. Why was King Bong (from the second part about the Hookah) needed? Touching with tongues, perhaps.
In short, a boring hat from Band!
3.5 out of 10