Homemade zombies, stupid youth, nuns with guns Sometimes you wonder what kind of cal the directors of Tresh shoot, loudly speaking.
In "Vampires-Catholics" (and there was no vampire!), zombies attack a sleepy town, where several guys and girls fight back, alternately chatting about all sorts of extraneous things. And the girls are from the local parish, which is run by two monastic ladies, who also do not understand why they are needed here. It's filmed on a film that's so awful that it's just right for thrashing. Fortunately, the timing of this crap is much smaller than it could be, so the torment is relatively short-lived. Somewhere around eternity.
Even the most ardent thrash fans would not be thrilled with the job. There's nothing interesting here. It's boring. The performance is shitty: everything resembles a children's morning in a nursery somewhere in a residential quarter of Debilandia. Do not dare to hope, for example, for a life-saving editing or at least some "game" of "actors"! And as a sleeping pill "Vampires-Catholics" are not suitable, since the irritation of viewing on the contrary will make you not sleep at least a couple of hours.
Why? Why would anyone want to do something like that? What's the point? Stand out? Among the hundreds of thousands of similar examples collected from the bottom of a huge film dump? A certain Eamon Hardiman did not stop there. Just watch his filmography to know that the fun continues! What are the names of the following films – “Pig Cutter” and “Zombie Babies” Brrrr...
Well, don't scold a bad movie. That's what it is.
1 out of 10