Piranhas are for the poorest. Brothers-acrobats Polonia once again deal a blow to the audience’s sense of beauty with their film about piranha mutants. The government brought out bloodthirsty fish for military purposes (well, of course!) and after something went wrong and dried rabble with huge teeth got into the lake of some reserve, sends there an extremely unconvincing-looking agent to remove witnesses and clean the pond of dirtyness. While the trial is over, the piranhas begin to gnaw at people and things almost got out of hand, but the plastic smoking thing (I really didn’t realize it) saves the world and everyone lives happily ever after (or not?). The movie is very cheap, don't look at the budget, there's no $25,000 in the movie, I guess it went well if a quarter of that money and the rest went into the pockets of the bartenders of the local taverns. By the way, the aforementioned dried snack in the role of piranhas, apparently, comes from there. Citizens do not react to the attack of mutants at all, clumsily floundering and muzzling something incomprehensible they resemble, rather, a drunken fisherman who fell into the lake, than a victim of an attack by a flock of teethers. The murders themselves are filmed ridiculously, the camera grabs the indifferent face of another poor fellow, then pokes buffoon-eyed fish in the face, while the editing so often changes the frames that the most terrible techno playing at this moment creates the effect of a poor “Youtubov” video clip. The acting game beyond good and evil, each appearance of the type-special agent causes a fierce laugh, other characters that flash in the plot do not lag behind, adding to the film with their hellish facial expressions and strange intonations the atmosphere of a morning man in a psychiatric hospital.
There is almost no plot as such in the picture. The whole film will show us the murders of random characters, for which the “agent” silently watches from the bushes. The movie ends crumpled and hastily, apparently the film crew did not want to pay for hotel rooms for another day, so I had to shoot everything in one day. Well, anyway, I wouldn't take another ten minutes of this nonsense. I confess that in some places he can have great fun, but most often watch "Toenager" just boring. After all, this is too low-budget and openly amateur cinema.