A smoker, or even a stoned, hopelessly missing junkie! “To remove thrash, you do not need a lot of brains,” some will say! But I'll say, "Go in the woods!" If you are familiar with such masterpieces as “Hell Driver”, “Dirty Mask”, “Machine Gun Girl”, “Yakuza Weapons”, etc., then I will ask one question... What kind of brain could have invented all this? Only a genius could film a man whose perverted consciousness is on the verge of madness, and as Captain Jack Sparrow said: “Genius and madness are two sides of the same extreme.” Now let’s try to understand who shot “Sister”, genius or madman!
First of all, I want to say that the film is based on a computer game. And it is this fact that makes this filmmaking unsightly. If I judge this bacchanalia from the standpoint of a computer game, then I can say that we have too monotonous, drawn-out gameplay, with excellent drawing of textures and characters, but with weak graphics in terms of special effects during the fights themselves, with a very stupid artificial intelligence and a blade passing through the textures at the end of the game!
From the point of view of the film, I will say more. We have quite a standard scheme of making money! We're taking three models! We dress one as a cowboy who did not have enough money for a shirt, jeans and a horse, we dress the other in a tight, leather suit, we arm him with a two-barreled cut, we save on gunpowder effects and knowledge of how to use this weapon directly and we get a two-barrel with an endless store that does not need to be reloaded, and the third girl just dress up in a schoolgirl! And whatever, the girls are really beautiful, especially the main character, but it does not save! The first thing to disappoint is the zombies! Not that they are completely poorly made, all the same have seen worse, but nevertheless, the makeup is very weak, the movements are too theatrical, and those eagles - guys that appear near the end, more like those killed under drugs, fans of some rap artist!
But, even poorly made zombies can skillfully and beautifully spread, as it was in “Bitches: strippers vs. zombies 5”, and here is very, purely, just too monotonous mixes, which if at the beginning of the film and look impressive, the rest of the timekeeping they will rather tire, but it is clear that the creators still tried, and with their low budget were able to show high-quality fights, albeit monotonous, as in many computer games.
There is very little or no blood, during the whole film I do not remember that someone was eaten, as a rule, zombies behaved like vampires! lashed out at the crowd and turned the unfortunate victim, they even died like vampires!
And here I am overcome by the philosophical question: I have never scolded thrash for its cheapness! What if I've revisited a lot of Japanese thrash that just can't surprise me anymore? But no, it's not like that! This movie is really weak! Even now I’m happy to review the “Hell Driver” where there were cool zombies, fountains of blood, ridiculous black humor, chainsaws, katanas, super girls who, fortunately for me, were more chastely dressed! So, "Swordsman Sister" is really a very weak thrash, which really has nothing to boast about, which means everything is in perfect order.
To sum up, I can say that as a thrash fan, very disappointed! Not that the film is quite bad, but it is clearly not good to call it, because clearly visible hack, which is trying to give itself something, but alas belonging to the game source clearly betrays itself, because it really feels like you are watching another lets play on youtub, the author of which is a mega cool player who is able to pass all levels without a single save, without losing his life! Therefore, for three beautiful Japanese women, three balls for the film, plus another ball for music and a warm fat man that helped the main character.
4 out of 10