Rotten lamprey. The lampreys were tired of the fish menu, and in order to diversify their food, they began to eat people who climbed into the water. Having tried the human, they generally climbed on land and began to chase the population of another small town living on tourism. Where there is such a town - there is a stupid mayor who yells at everyone in a row and demands to calm down the fish as soon as possible, or all tourists will be frightened. In this case, this character for some reason played Christopher Lloyd, for which he was pierced with lamprey ass, literally. The Asylum - Forget about dignity.
The plot, however, revolves around a local inspector surrounding him and his infuriating family, who are the only ones in the whole city can fight back toothy creatures. The rest at this time only do that squeal and run, waving their hands from invisible lampreys that appear in the frame only when the animators deign to squeeze murky, maimed worms into the video series. The script is full of cliché films about water creatures - swap lamprey for piranhas or mutated sharks, no one will notice anything. However, to the above-mentioned monsters lampreys swim and swim - in themselves they are very boring, they cannot swallow anyone entirely, pieces of meat do not rip out of anyone, and small smooth holes leave on the body, so that the blood in this film is at least. And the movie itself is dull by the most I can not, where the characters do not rush - lampreys everywhere, kill them slowly and without backing, the stupid family of our inspector is constantly present in the frame, and her stupid problems. The father of the family made you pack up and leave the house so that you do not eat carnivorous special effects - start a tantrum and run to the most filled with creatures to realize that such a bastard. That's the whole movie. The stupidity of the characters in this film is the main plot-forming factor, absolutely all the characters are total morons, and the actors who play them so and strive to die quickly in some idiotic way, just so as not to be embarrassed. Shannan Doherty locked herself in a bathtub full of lamprey, and broke out while she was being picked out, Zach Ward shook into the catchment with a cry that life sucks and he is not needed, the rest of the film did not lag behind and the whole part of the underwater teeth softened. It is good that there was no gunshot in the frame, otherwise we would have seen a group suicide in the fifth minute of the film.
I’m not going to say that this movie is good for making fun of it. It is boring, protracted and unfunny, despite the comical music behind the scenes and the writers’ attempts to spectrose. Everything looks cheap and murky, the actors do not try, the plot is dull and banal, if you want to see how people are eaten by flocks of bloodthirsty fish - nothing better. Aleksandr Azha has not been removed recently. If you did not watch - join, and if you already know, then in any case do not waste time and money on this garbage - you are tormented to weather the smell of rotten fish from the house.