As cosplayer Takeshi Kitano with zombies in Hong Kong fought or Asian thrash I will immediately dot all the yo - a more perverse thrashak about zombies, more senseless and merciless, more brainy and common sense-killing movie I have not seen. And yes, of course, before I turned on this thrash, I was well aware of what I was going to do, and I knew what fellow Asians were capable of under a huge dose of sake and opium. But to be honest, fate did not prepare me for this.
Let’s start with the plot – three brothers in misfortune, which we are told in a 5-minute clipping of footage from the news and sadly tell about the fate of the common people, are going to gop-stop the bank.
Slicing frames is usually created so that the viewer would be imbued with the atmosphere of a zombie apocalypse (not necessarily a zombie, as in Mad Max, for example) as was the case in Dawn of the Dead and Land of the Dead. But here it is created with only one purpose - to buy time. Without this cut, the film would have been 1:25:00, not 1:30:00. But what about the story?
In the story, our thieves are super-high-class. And if they're super-high-class, then I'm afraid to imagine what ordinary robbers are. If they have at least about the same intelligence as the main ... non-heroes, then crime in Hong Kong should have reached zero long ago.
I've never seen a more stupid bank robber. All their actions defy any explanation. To call them imbeciles is to praise.
But that’s not all the faults of the movie (if you can call it that). Not only are the characters stupid, but the film is boring. "The Last Hope of Humanity" with Seagal and then it was more dynamic. I would recommend this movie to anyone who doesn’t sleep well. 30 minutes - and a good baby's sleep is guaranteed.
Following the plot (in this case, at the bottom of the cesspool of cinema), negroes in the building in which the bank was located find an apartment with a doctor who traveled tightly, who tested a cure for Ebola and ... created a zombie.
If the film was set in Russia or Ukraine, I would never be surprised. But Hong Kong... How come? It's not like this country. What is clearly wrong with this.
Accordingly, the zombie apocalypse begins (within the same building) and our non-heroes try to survive. And they do it in such a way that you just want to take and shout zombies – “May you eat them faster!”
And now dear friends, a small guide to survival in the zombie apocalypse from the main imbecile of the film - cosplayer Takeshi Kitano, who the whole film is infuriated by the fact that indoor glasses do not remove. Uno is idiotic.
1. If you have a loaded revolver and baton, hit the zombie with a baton - if he changes his mind to eat you or he will have a painful shock!
2. If you know that zombies will die from a shot in the head... be sure to shoot them in all parts of the body except the head! Avos will roll!
3. If your friend / lover was surrounded by zombies, and you are 2 meters away with a loaded revolver, then in any case you can hear me! - in any case do not provide fire support - give him useful advice where and how to shoot! All zombies will listen and you will be saved!
About the lover, I wasn't kidding. The relationship between the antagonist and his friend is very strangely shown in completely unnecessary and meaningless flashbacks. Thought... It's Hong Kong. (I'm not implying anything.)
The zombie makeup is very creepy. In terms of looking at him, it is terrifying and terrifying to realize that there are people in the world that are so lazy. This is Hong Kong (something I repeated), here to make quality makeup for small, by the standards of modern cinema money is not a problem. But to try is not the specialty of Samuel Leong, who is a director and writer and producer and actor. Well done, of course, everywhere, but why? Movies as a result suck.
The action in the film is less than in the movie "Love Actually". And what is - drives boredom worse than Russian horror. And yes, why do zombies settle down after murder? This clearly hides some universal meaning. We need to think and understand.
The finale of the film amazes with its stupidity and intensity of idiocy. What, how, why, why, where the meaning – all these questions will remain unanswered. As well as the question of what was used by those who filmed it.
And finally – another useless clipping of footage from the reports of the criminal chronicle of Hong Kong in which, for some reason, calls on some politicians of Hong Kong to apologize to the people.
What?
KARL!
As for me, it is Samuel Leong and his gang should apologize for the fact that the world saw this awkward thrashack in which everything is bad - from heroes who are non-heroes to makeup and action. And if the same "Hell Driver" his stupidity amused, and the blood-intestines and action up to the explosions was delivered qualitatively and even among the zombies there was a variety of bosses in Rezident Evil then here all aspects of the zombie film even the stem-crash slapped into nowhere.
To the furnace!
1 out of 10