My movies from the dumpsters! Have you seen him?
Yes, I did. I don't know what to call this thing.
(approximately 37 minutes of the film)
Frog!
She doesn't know, but Zombion does. This thing is called a guy in a rubber suit, God. At the beginning of the film, the screensaver “End of All Cinema” appears. You already realize all the power if the film was produced by an office with that name. I'm not talking about the title of the movie. I thought I was going to watch something crazy. If you are lucky, it is in the best traditions of the studio "Troma". Dental thrash with severed heads and liters of fake blood. The frog went out hunting, I burled under my nose. And now we're going to have a full program.
It was ten minutes of the movie, one chatter. Twenty minutes into the movie, one chatter. Half an hour has passed, but nothing happens in the movie. Oh, fuck! Where's the blood? Where's the stupid stupidity (that's right) when you laugh like crazy with all the rabies around you. Nothing! Where's the frog anyway? It's a thrash or a conversational movie, I'm in shock. The movie runs 75 minutes. And only in the fortieth minute, the director finally remembers that his film has a frog. What's the point about the star?
No, towards the end of the film, the director begins to gain momentum. The bed scene with the frog was simply magnificent. That's where I really started laughing. Such heresy that one could applaud. All that frog dancing on the football field! That was awesome. Why is it so late? The first half of the film can be taken and thrown away. Still, it feels like directing is very weak to make a powerful thrash. This story should be given to Peter Jackson. I mean, he'd do a crazy thrash about a frog who wants to sleep with every woman on the planet. And Cody Jarrett mumbled so long that he managed to get bored.
Among the actors, there was a legendary personality - Mary Crows. Andy Warhol's old lady was playing. But in the movie "The Frog!" she appears literally for one minute. All the other actors play, how to say without mat - do not play. And hand on heart, the set-up in the film is very standard (even for thrash). More chemical barrels. Pollution again. Guys, I saw it back in the 80s, but well at least the director was able to agree with the main actress to show her charms. How about without that? That's right!
So I’m not going to give you a minimum estimate, but you have to understand that there are a lot of thrash movies in cinema that will destroy this frog. And not just Lloyd Kaufman with early Peter Jackson.
P.S.
Thank you so much for the translation. I like to watch the translation of the book.
4 out of 10