My movies from the dumpsters! Hello! I've come to see Mr. Geibrunner!
What other Geybrunner?
We're not gay here.
(About the 18th minute of the film)
Vampires against werewolves
Aha ha, sorry...
Hultura. Hundredth-level hack. No, a million. A film that cannot be called a film. I'm going to list a couple hellish moments for you to understand. The most important thing is that in this picture, vampires are killed with the help of (warning) - a vantage point! House by the road.
The plot is crazy. Vampires are selling apartments. All right, all right, let it go. It's game, though. You are waiting for some kind of confrontation (the name promises). Instead of sharp shootouts and showdowns, werewolves plant rats and cockroaches. Why? Well, that vampires can't sell apartments to their clients, I don't get it myself. No words are great opposition.
Guys, I swear to you, there is no second film like this. A war of vampires and werewolves. Yeah, in the black neighborhood. Why are only werewolves sleeping on the floor? Yeah, like a bum. They are still standing on the streets and artificial fangs are shown to passing cars, a-ha-ha. Or did they start a war because the vampires were putting in a fig hut for werewolves (without furniture, but with one refrigerator)?
Oh, director, you ripped me to pieces. I cracked, I cracked until the very end (the translator is still good). Here's the real thing: earned a solid unit from Z. You can't put it higher. Hellish obscurantism from the legendary limitless - John Bakchus. The one who made the movie "Vampias."
It seems the old man watched the movie “Another World” and decided to make his blockbuster. Blood (pardon, cherry juice) is splashed from glasses here. The action is extreme, of course. Plastic guns. I probably bought them at the store.
And as a bonus - put garlic in the blood. Yes, and defecate on the newspaper, you need to throw feces to your sworn enemy. Man, I can never forget him now. There are no reviews (at the moment), estimates are less than a hundred. One of the most crazy movies I've seen.
P.S.
I'm too old for all this, says one of the film's characters. God, they're still quoting Glover, tough...
1 out of 10