40 minutes of select kringe and nothing good about it. The entire history of the Marvel Cinematic Universe is a path from creativity, experimentation, ideological people to big money, degradation and attraction of its own shame, which, however, continues to go under fanfare. It all started with the excellent "LG 1", "Thor 1", "Cap
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40 minutes of select kringe and nothing good about it. The entire history of the Marvel Cinematic Universe is a path from creativity, experimentation, ideological people to big money, degradation and attraction of its own shame, which, however, continues to go under fanfare. It all started with the excellent "LG 1", "Thor 1", "Cap 2" and dubious, but at least not shameful "Hulk", "Doctor Strange"... Then all these branches rolled individually, and after the Endgame predictably rolled down the entire movie universe, turning into a set of bad fan service dlc. What does a Christmas short have in common with Iron Man 3, which was also a Christmas movie? That's right, nothing. Here we have not fiction, not a picture about heroes, this is a series of Yeralash about two idiots. It was a shame to watch it. Why do Drax and Mantis know so little about Earth? They were there, they fought Thanos, they talked to Thor. Why do Drax bounce bullets? Yes, he is an alien, but such a property has never been discussed. Why does Mantis have suggestion? She hasn't done that before. Why are they so into toys? They're adults, they hate actors, dancing, shaming. Why did Groot grow up in pitching, does that fit with his early imagery? The only thing that makes sense is the sister theme and trying to create another touching moment with Yondu. Only for this I put 2 points, not 1. In general, this is garbage, and Marvel finally stopped being shy. The fourth phase is the Kringe Parade.
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