Eleven comedic vignettes featuring conversations – some important, some less so – held in restaurants over coffee and cigarettes (how quickly time flies more
Eleven comedic vignettes featuring conversations – some important, some less so – held in restaurants over coffee and cigarettes (how quickly time flies – cigarettes are banned in Russia’s restaurants now). The conversations are candid, and even veer into the territory of murder. In the final credits, the director apologizes to Jim Jarmusch, whose work (in the anthology Coffee and Cigarettes, which Jarmusch shot in pieces over many years) Oldenburg-Svintsov is clearly indebted to. Sex, Coffee, Cigarettes’s kinship with Jarmusch’s film extends to the fact that superstars play tiny roles in almost all of the vignettes. close
Marina and Viktor are the only people left in a huge city, perhaps on the entire planet. After the heroes had somehow arranged their daily life, they more
Marina and Viktor are the only people left in a huge city, perhaps on the entire planet. After the heroes had somehow arranged their daily life, they were faced with a much more serious question - an existential one. How to revive humanity? Especially considering that they don't like each other. close
Late 1980s The young rock musician faces a variety of challenges. Having passed them, he remains himself, but "to remain himself" means to give up success and material wealth.
Late 1980s The young rock musician faces a variety of challenges. Having passed them, he remains himself, but "to remain himself" means to give up success and material wealth. close
Moscow is a city of women! Both fatal, greedy beauties and naive, hungry for relationships, materially prosperous virgins live here in huge numbers. It more
Moscow is a city of women! Both fatal, greedy beauties and naive, hungry for relationships, materially prosperous virgins live here in huge numbers. It is the latter that Vova and Edik use for their commercial purposes. Once the guys meet Olya and Rita, the widow and daughter of a recently deceased large businessman. The girls are rich and naive, their hearts and wallets are open. Edik and Vova are in anticipation of enrichment. But unexpected events make the heroes think that things are not so simple with Olya and Rita. close
On the ship, music is playing... And go on a trip doubles of famous personalities. Who's not here? And there is something to fight for - the prize is more
On the ship, music is playing... And go on a trip doubles of famous personalities. Who's not here? And there is something to fight for - the prize is not a joke, as much as a hundred thousand dollars. But the adventures begin to really gain momentum when the twin Margaret Thatcher is killed and the investigation is conducted by Zhirinovsky himself, although in the film he is not Zhirinovsky at all, but Zharov, and the investigation is almost like Aniskin. And the voiceover text is read by the famous voice of Yuri Yakovlev. In short, everyone who is not particularly pretentious to the genre of comedy, the picture “Ship of Doubles” is worth watching.
Starring: Emmanuel Vitorgan Leonid Broneva, Boris Tsymba, Stanislav Sadalsky. close
A manic insane doctor escapes over the hospital wall and spends most of the movie either ranting and weeping in a hospital or running, babbling about more
A manic insane doctor escapes over the hospital wall and spends most of the movie either ranting and weeping in a hospital or running, babbling about his true love Olga or his surgery practice. Men are obsessed with their frantic careers and various preoccupations, discussing their medical procedures or playing with machines in frantic montages, many men are naked, discussing nudity, vomiting and comparing penises while the women are clothed, a man pulls plums from a woman and squashes them as some obscure symbolic act, there are religious rants, a female Jesus giving food to naked men on the last supper table only to have them vomit, hair is seen as the link to God with women puking hair from their mouths in more insane symbolic scenes, and finally, a bizarre scene of a naked man dancing in pantyhose with a clown. close
'The perfect killers just met their match'. The young fella is drawn into a criminal gang of his older brother that engaged in assassinations. But when more
'The perfect killers just met their match'. The young fella is drawn into a criminal gang of his older brother that engaged in assassinations. But when they on the affair, they face a maniac who opens them hunt. close
The Soviet Russia of old is an immobile head without a body that appears in various locations, clashing with the morals and sentiments of a modern rich more
The Soviet Russia of old is an immobile head without a body that appears in various locations, clashing with the morals and sentiments of a modern rich man. This man seeks advise from the head but finds that it is annoyingly unresponsive or unhelpful as it sends him on various missions and tests. At times he uses violence or oral rape to get what he wants until he grows too exasperated. Most of the movie consists of improvised dialogue or rants, and meandering scenes in a weapons shop, a railway, and a meeting where the man performs a bizarre magic performance with chickens, eggs and a cardboard box.. close
One fine day, Katerina found a letter in her husband's jacket. She knew that reading other people's letters was not good. But her husband is not a stranger more
One fine day, Katerina found a letter in her husband's jacket. She knew that reading other people's letters was not good. But her husband is not a stranger to her, is he? In this case, you can read it. And from the first lines of the letter, she realized that her husband Max, a philosophy teacher, had a young mistress. Family friend Victor suddenly appeared in the house and decided to console Katerina. It was he who accidentally blabbed about some of the juicy secrets of his friend the professor. Pulling these strings, the wife learned something that she could not even imagine. close
Victor Smolensky, the owner of a detective agency, instructs his assistants to find him the perfect wife. The fee for two is one million rubles. The task more
Victor Smolensky, the owner of a detective agency, instructs his assistants to find him the perfect wife. The fee for two is one million rubles. The task is difficult: the future spouse must have the appearance of Marilyn Monroe and the character of Natasha Rostova. However, fate will bring Smolensky to the exact opposite of his ideal. close
Unlucky girl Lisa hates the New Year - every time on the eve of the holiday she has a variety of troubles. But one day a stranger appears who claims to more
Unlucky girl Lisa hates the New Year - every time on the eve of the holiday she has a variety of troubles. But one day a stranger appears who claims to be Santa Claus’ secretary. The young man, who introduced himself as Timothy, promises that he will fulfill any New Year's wish of Lisa, and she wishes to celebrate the New Year with her beloved man. The problem is that Lisa does not have one, and the requirements for the future groom are very high. Tim is determined, because it is very important for him to fulfill Lisa’s wish before the New Year. The selection of suitable candidates begins! close
Five stories that happen to Muscovites and guests of the capital.
The TV producer is trying to get a job on a very prestigious channel. The most defenseless more
Five stories that happen to Muscovites and guests of the capital.
The TV producer is trying to get a job on a very prestigious channel. The most defenseless stratum of the population in the face of a pensioner rebuffs phone scams. In the hands of an ordinary dogsitter gets a difficult “crust”, fulfilling all desires without magic and magic. Grief-Kazawa invites all three mistresses to the wedding - without agreeing, they come to revenge on the same day. Arriving from Belgorod, the girl makes a blog about Moscow and arranges a meeting with a guide – a native Muscovite, but everything goes not according to plan. close
How should you behave at the resort, if you are a young and beautiful girl who came to the sea to relax a little from family life? First of all, there more
How should you behave at the resort, if you are a young and beautiful girl who came to the sea to relax a little from family life? First of all, there is no one to meet on the beach, even if it is a sexy man in stylish shorts. It is not necessary to give him consent to a joint walk along the coast, and then on a romantic dinner in an expensive restaurant.
It seems that Lisa, the heroine of the short comedy “Nightmare on the resort”, did not know the elementary rules of behavior of a married woman who decided to spend a vacation separately from her half. The moment when the resort romance crossed the boundaries of innocent flirtation, the beauty’s husband arrives. The most interesting thing begins. close
The wife and mistress of a successful businessman want to deal with his new lover. They bring the girl to the forest, hoping to shift the blame for the more
The wife and mistress of a successful businessman want to deal with his new lover. They bring the girl to the forest, hoping to shift the blame for the murder on the maniac operating there. But their plans quickly derailed.
A story about an immature romantic, an impulsive girl, an eccentric party-goer and a resourceful captain, who ended up on a yacht going to the Strait more
A story about an immature romantic, an impulsive girl, an eccentric party-goer and a resourceful captain, who ended up on a yacht going to the Strait of Gibraltar. The captain is trying to help a romantic young man propose to his lover. Plans are shattered when a corpse appears on the boat. close
A saleswoman from the fish store Polina Schukina is going through a difficult life period. By the grace of an extravagant grandmother, she finds herself more
A saleswoman from the fish store Polina Schukina is going through a difficult life period. By the grace of an extravagant grandmother, she finds herself in the fairy-tale world of princesses, where, as it turns out, everything is subordinated to bureaucracy, and in a lot of echoing corridors and government offices there are queues of girls eager to discover the princess. Pauline has to go through a series of tests that will reveal her personal qualifications in a very competitive profession. close
"Only fifty minutes to go until the end of the world, please head to the check-out!", thus goes the instruction that rings out from the loudspeakers of more
"Only fifty minutes to go until the end of the world, please head to the check-out!", thus goes the instruction that rings out from the loudspeakers of a Moscow supermarket. When cashier Gulya shuts up the shop and resolves to prepare for the apocalypse, a naked individual appears from amongst the aisles to claim that he has arrived from the future with the task of saving the planet. Originally from Bishkek, Gulya is supposedly the chosen mother of the savior, whom he, Alexander Merkuriev, is to impregnate. The morning after however it soon becomes clear that Alexander ended up in the wrong supermarket with the wrong Gulya. The right Gulya, who is actually from Tashkent, cannot keep the revelation to herself on learning of her destiny, and wastes no time in breaking the story to the media. This in turn proves such a sensation that even the Presidential Administration of Russia gets involved. All involved are soon brought back to earth however when a headmistress from a provincial... close
Alexey Zaitsev is a professional showman. Restless agent and endless activities further and further alienate Zaitsev from the beloved. But the main problem more
Alexey Zaitsev is a professional showman. Restless agent and endless activities further and further alienate Zaitsev from the beloved. But the main problem is that he's been lying to everyone all his life, since kindergarten. And once the showman decides to experiment, after which all and he begins to tell the truth… close
A general's daughter lives in Tambov, in love with a street artist, whom her father disapproves of. The general has a twin brother who heads a criminal more
A general's daughter lives in Tambov, in love with a street artist, whom her father disapproves of. The general has a twin brother who heads a criminal gang. Two unsuccessful robbers fail the task, which triggers a string of events that will change lives and destroy families. close
The story of four criminals: a thief with the experience of Nimble, Alphonse the swindler Koshchei, an avid bully-a brawler with a Sledgehammer and a more
The story of four criminals: a thief with the experience of Nimble, Alphonse the swindler Koshchei, an avid bully-a brawler with a Sledgehammer and a naive and stupid pet thief Sprat. They all met in prison and now, before they give up their criminal lives, they decide on a final grand robbery so that they have enough money for the rest of their lives. Former prisoners rent a restaurant next to the bank and intend to secretly dig into the vault, but suddenly their institution with a prison kitchen and boorish service becomes a hit with visitors. Now the guys have to decide whether to succumb to the romance of thieves and carry out a robbery or choose a quiet life with a new business for them. close
The story of an unusual friendship between the leader of Moscow gangsters and a famous jazz musician. Authority "Don" about twenty years ago came to the more
The story of an unusual friendship between the leader of Moscow gangsters and a famous jazz musician. Authority "Don" about twenty years ago came to the capital from Rostov-on-Don. His life is full of events of a criminal nature. But once there is a man from a completely different world – the famous jazz musician Igor Butman, who changes his life. close
A young man Ivan finds himself in his hometown, leaving this place 17 years ago. He looks around incredulously, trying to see in the surrounding fragments more
A young man Ivan finds himself in his hometown, leaving this place 17 years ago. He looks around incredulously, trying to see in the surrounding fragments of his childhood. In this city lived his first love - little Anya. Now she is no longer 12, and he, too. But thoughts about the feelings of the past days still do not give him rest ... Vanya specifically changed his ticket to see Anna, but is she here? Does she remember him? But what if her life was too much shabby? 3 hours to plunge into the abyss of first love ... close
Ivan Lashin, a young man who lives with his mother in the country and works at home, met director Vitaly Suslin. The young man told the director about more
Ivan Lashin, a young man who lives with his mother in the country and works at home, met director Vitaly Suslin. The young man told the director about his life, they wrote a script together and thus the feature film "Head. Two Ears" was born, in which Ivan played himself as the main character. Russia’s most important festival Kinotavr declared it the best script and the film also received the award of the Russian Film Critics Guild. Now, a few years later, Vitaly and Ivan have made a new film which talks about Ivan’s life after festivals: has he changed, what is he dreaming about? close
