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Lena, Rabbi and Francis are completely different from each other. One of them was born in a bourgeois family and serves in the police, the other is familiar more
Lena, Rabbi and Francis are completely different from each other. One of them was born in a bourgeois family and serves in the police, the other is familiar with the underworld, and the third manages the bank. All three are armed with typically female special equipment - charm, beauty and intuition. They defeat their enemies by ingenuity, cunning, and if necessary by force. But they can only survive if they work on the same team. Because their strengths and weaknesses complement each other. close
The timid and quiet nurse Christelle always dreamed of dancing. But even as a child, she was not accepted into ballet school, settling a persistent inferiority more
The timid and quiet nurse Christelle always dreamed of dancing. But even as a child, she was not accepted into ballet school, settling a persistent inferiority complex in the girl’s soul. But one day she fell in love with the handsome dancer Ruben and to be closer to her beloved, the girl had to take the initiative into her own hands. . . close
Athletic 12-year-old Maddy (Kristen Stewart) shares an enthusiasm for mountain climbing with her father, Tom (Sam Robards). Unfortunately, Tom suffers more
Athletic 12-year-old Maddy (Kristen Stewart) shares an enthusiasm for mountain climbing with her father, Tom (Sam Robards). Unfortunately, Tom suffers a spinal injury while scaling Mount Everest, and his family is unable to afford the surgery that can save him. Maddy decides to get the money for her father's operation by robbing a high-security bank. She relies on her climbing skills and help from her geeky friends (Max Thieriot, Corbin Bleu) to pull it off successfully. close
Five students are going to relax in a cozy cabin in the mountains of Austria. Upon their arrival, they discover the bodies of three robbers who apparently more
Five students are going to relax in a cozy cabin in the mountains of Austria. Upon their arrival, they discover the bodies of three robbers who apparently shot each other to steal an antique diamond chain from the museum. They decide to take the chain and sell it. However, it soon turns out that the fourth robber is still hunting for his prey. close
Struggling comic Lance Barton knows what it's like to die on stage. But when his life takes an unexpected turn - straight to heaven - Lance is sure there's more
Struggling comic Lance Barton knows what it's like to die on stage. But when his life takes an unexpected turn - straight to heaven - Lance is sure there's been a mistake. Miraculously, he's right! An angel tells Lance he was taken prematurely but assures him he can be returned to Earth - in the aged body of a ruthless white billionaire. In this improbable reincarnation, Lance begins a hilarious quest to realize his showbiz dream...and, along the way, discovers the person he never imagined he could be. Chris Rock delivers a first-rate performance in this romantic comedy remake of HEAVEN CAN WAIT. close
Does life go on after the happy ending? This question haunts young Adam. Four years ago, he saved the beautiful Eva from the fire and immediately married more
Does life go on after the happy ending? This question haunts young Adam. Four years ago, he saved the beautiful Eva from the fire and immediately married her – everything is like a fairy tale.
Only now in this fairy tale, Adam is tired of Eve’s predictability, and Eve is tired of her husband’s carelessness. There are many temptations on their way, and for both of them the maze of adventure will end in the most amazing way. close
Tells the story of Rainbow Randolph, the corrupt, costumed star of a popular children's TV show, who is fired over a bribery scandal and replaced by squeaky-clean more
Tells the story of Rainbow Randolph, the corrupt, costumed star of a popular children's TV show, who is fired over a bribery scandal and replaced by squeaky-clean Smoochy, a puffy fuchsia rhinoceros. As Smoochy catapults to fame - scoring hit ratings and the affections of a network executive - Randolph makes the unsuspecting rhino the target of his numerous outrageous attempts to exact revenge and reclaim his status as America's sweetheart. close
Jet lives a joyful life working at a factory with his girlfriend who he's deeply in love with. Shortly after they decide to get married and live together more
Jet lives a joyful life working at a factory with his girlfriend who he's deeply in love with. Shortly after they decide to get married and live together happily ever after her cat, who she has a weird affection for, dies. The girlfriend falls into depression which could (strangely enough) lead to her death and the only way to give her a purpose to live and save her is to tell her the meaning of life. close
John ended a thousand-year contract to work as a demigod. He’s happy that he can finally rest. The last thing is to submit a report on the work done, which he performed over his sleeves. . .
John ended a thousand-year contract to work as a demigod. He’s happy that he can finally rest. The last thing is to submit a report on the work done, which he performed over his sleeves. . . close
Spencer Breslin (Fashionable Mommy), Joan Collins (Sins), Ralph Meller (Gladiator), Rachel Hunter (Capture in Paradise) in the comedy Ozzy. Far away in more
Spencer Breslin (Fashionable Mommy), Joan Collins (Sins), Ralph Meller (Gladiator), Rachel Hunter (Capture in Paradise) in the comedy Ozzy. Far away in the Australian bush lives a glorious furry koala named Ozzy. Legend has it that Ozzy can speak humanly. The owner of the company "Fun toys" Maxine Happy plans to make a wonderful koala hundreds of clones and sell them as talking pets. She orders Tank and Buzz to kidnap Ozzy. But on the way back, a kidnapped koala manages to escape the villains and hide in the house of eight-year-old Morton. Tank and Buzz go on an assault, completely losing sight of the fact that Morton is not alone at home! close
Past and present intertwine when an archaeologist and her husband find a mysterious child on the banks of the Nile and adopt him. But the more they learn more
Past and present intertwine when an archaeologist and her husband find a mysterious child on the banks of the Nile and adopt him. But the more they learn about the lost tomb of Pharaoh Mamose, the more Hapi, the little child, is plagued by frightening visions. Soon it is clear that powerful forces are trying to prevent the couple from finding the tomb. close
One day, a microwave exploded in the Norman family and everyone suddenly gained superpowers. Everyone except Norman. And now the whole family, including more
One day, a microwave exploded in the Norman family and everyone suddenly gained superpowers. Everyone except Norman. And now the whole family, including his grandfather and dog, struggles with the evil of the world, and Norman tries to live a normal life as a normal teenager! close
Sarah Huttinger's return home with her fiance convinces her that the sedate, proper, country-club lifestyle of her family isn't for her – and that maybe more
Sarah Huttinger's return home with her fiance convinces her that the sedate, proper, country-club lifestyle of her family isn't for her – and that maybe the Huttinger family isn't even hers – as she uncovers secrets that suggest the Huttingers are neither sedate nor proper. close
New adventures from Lars, the cheeky little polar bear who loves nothing more than to explore the big wide world. This time Lars and his friend Robby more
New adventures from Lars, the cheeky little polar bear who loves nothing more than to explore the big wide world. This time Lars and his friend Robby start out for a rescue mission for their friend Caruso leading them all the way to the Galapagos Islands. close
The main characters are Jim and his loyal friend Luke, traveling the world on their steam locomotive - Emma! Emma is an unusual locomotive, it can also more
The main characters are Jim and his loyal friend Luke, traveling the world on their steam locomotive - Emma! Emma is an unusual locomotive, it can also move without rails, but that’s not all! Emma is able to move on water, which has saved the lives of Jim and Luke from danger! close
A New York City oil company troubleshooter is brought to a remote B.C. lake to look for some lost machinery. Cancelling a trip to Disney World with his more
A New York City oil company troubleshooter is brought to a remote B.C. lake to look for some lost machinery. Cancelling a trip to Disney World with his son, he decides to bring the boy along. They both end up experiencing more excitement than Mickey could ever conjure in Orlando, when they meet up with bad guys and a legendary creature close
One of puppet-maker Geppetto's creations comes magically to life. This puppet, Pinocchio, has one major desire and that is to become a real boy someday. more
One of puppet-maker Geppetto's creations comes magically to life. This puppet, Pinocchio, has one major desire and that is to become a real boy someday. In order to accomplish this goal he has to learn to act responsibly. This film shows you the adventures on which he learns valuable lessons. close
Two boys (Ken Duken and Luca Verhoeven) try to get into the Munich Disco "Spy", but Dennis, the chief of Disco doesn't allow them to enter the club. This more
Two boys (Ken Duken and Luca Verhoeven) try to get into the Munich Disco "Spy", but Dennis, the chief of Disco doesn't allow them to enter the club. This is the whole story - believe it or not, but director and writer Simon Verhoeven made a movie with a runtime of 88 Minutes based on this story. Low budget, but great fun. Nice pictures of Munich, good and intelligent ideas (Floh and Marcel are playing football, while Werner Hansch, a famous german TV-Sport-Presenter, reports their game to the audience)make the movie worth to be seen. Not a revolution, but, as said, it's fun. close
When his long-lost brother resurfaces, Jacobo, desperate to prove his life has added up to something, looks to scrounge up a wife. He turns to Marta, more
When his long-lost brother resurfaces, Jacobo, desperate to prove his life has added up to something, looks to scrounge up a wife. He turns to Marta, an employee at his sock factory, with whom he has a prickly relationship. close
Dogs must be family members, whether you like it or not. But the father of the family lawyer Arnold Koenig does not think so. When the family moves to more
Dogs must be family members, whether you like it or not. But the father of the family lawyer Arnold Koenig does not think so. When the family moves to a new place of residence in Bonn, a huge old St. Bernard Felix falls under the wheels of their car. Arnold works hard but earns little. The family budget is clearly not designed for another hungry and loudly barking mouth. But everything is decided by the vote, and the father reluctantly launches the wounded animal into the house. Felix justifies all his worst fears: the dog’s collar contains the key to the safe with stolen diamonds, and his former owner is very eager to return the jewelry. But when little Timmy, who conducted a chemical experiment, sets off an explosion and falls unconscious, the furry dog shows extraordinary courage. Whether he sticks his nose in illegal experiments on animals or runs away with little Tim, falls in love with a thoroughbred poodle or brings an orphaned baby into the house, he is still an ordinary dog from an ordinary family. close
In "The Soul of A Man," director Wim Wenders looks at the dramatic tension in the blues between the sacred and the profane by exploring the music and more
In "The Soul of A Man," director Wim Wenders looks at the dramatic tension in the blues between the sacred and the profane by exploring the music and lives of three of his favorite blues artists: Skip James, Blind Willie Johnson and J. B. Lenoir. Part history, part personal pilgrimage, the film tells the story of these lives in music through an extended fictional film sequence (recreations of '20s and '30s events - shot in silent-film, hand-crank style), rare archival footage, present-day documentary scenes and covers of their songs by contemporary musicians such as Shemekia Copeland, Alvin Youngblood Hart, Garland Jeffreys, Chris Thomas King, Cassandra Wilson, Nick Cave, Los Lobos, Eagle Eye Cherry, Vernon Reid, James "Blood" Ulmer, Lou Reed, Bonnie Raitt, Marc Ribot, The Jon Spencer Blues Explosion, Lucinda Williams and T-Bone Burnett. close
Alex and Alexis are curious children. One day, seeing a mysterious door ajar, they descend into an ominous basement. There is a magical crystal waiting, more
Alex and Alexis are curious children. One day, seeing a mysterious door ajar, they descend into an ominous basement. There is a magical crystal waiting, which sends them on a long journey into the past of the Basque country, but only in the form of ... painted men! Children go on wanderings, and accompanied by a funny little dachshund. On the way, they are helped by a genie who gives advice and explains what to do next. close
A bullied young boy befriends a flying, talking moose that crashed through his ceiling after a test-flight with Santa went terribly awry in this holiday more
A bullied young boy befriends a flying, talking moose that crashed through his ceiling after a test-flight with Santa went terribly awry in this holiday film for the whole family. But later, just as Mr. Moose and Beril strike up a friendship, the young boy's nefarious landlord Mr. Pannecke decides a mounted moose head would make a fine new addition to his trophy wall. But Santa has other plans for Mr. Moose, and when he turns up looking for his lost pal, Beril is faced with the prospect of losing his one and only friend. close
Hilltop Hospital is a claymation children's television programme made in 1999. It consists of 52 ten-minute shorts. The series is directed by Pascal Le more
Hilltop Hospital is a claymation children's television programme made in 1999. It consists of 52 ten-minute shorts. The series is directed by Pascal Le Nôtre and produced in English, French, German and Dutch. The series is adapted from a series of books by Nicholas Allan of the same name. ZDF started broadcasting the shorts in 2003.
It was released by Buena Vista Home Video in 2000 and Maverick Entertainment in 2006 in the UK. close