Takeshi Kitano plays a version of himself in which he's a struggling director cycling through a number of different genres in an effort to complete his latest project.
Takeshi Kitano plays a version of himself in which he's a struggling director cycling through a number of different genres in an effort to complete his latest project. close
20 years after a horrific accident during a small town school play, students at the school resurrect the failed show in a misguided attempt to honor the more
20 years after a horrific accident during a small town school play, students at the school resurrect the failed show in a misguided attempt to honor the anniversary of the tragedy - but soon discover that some things are better left alone. close
George has been in a mental hospital for 3 years and is finally ready to go out into the real world again. Eddie Dash, a dedicated con-man, is supposed more
George has been in a mental hospital for 3 years and is finally ready to go out into the real world again. Eddie Dash, a dedicated con-man, is supposed to keep him out of trouble, but when people begin to recognise George as a missing millionaire, Eddie wants to take advantage of the situation. close
Mrs. Colombo won a cruise along the coast of Mexico for two. Naturally, her husband became her companion. But on the same ship from Los Angeles with bad more
Mrs. Colombo won a cruise along the coast of Mexico for two. Naturally, her husband became her companion. But on the same ship from Los Angeles with bad intentions sailed someone Heiner Danziger. Perhaps if he knew that on board Colombo, Danziger would not have killed his lover-singer. But everything happened as it happened. close
This is the story of a little robot known as Pinocchio 3000 whose greatest wish is to become a real boy. The year is 3000. Geppetto, with the help of more
This is the story of a little robot known as Pinocchio 3000 whose greatest wish is to become a real boy. The year is 3000. Geppetto, with the help of his faithful assistant, Spencer the cyber penguin, and by the holographic fairy Cyberina, creates Pinocchio, a prototype superrobot equipped for emotions. But before he can be given a heart and become a real boy, Cyberina insists that Pinocchio learn the difference between right and wrong. close
Disgrace is the story of a South African professor of English who loses everything: his reputation, his job, his peace of mind, his good looks, his dreams more
Disgrace is the story of a South African professor of English who loses everything: his reputation, his job, his peace of mind, his good looks, his dreams of artistic success, and finally even his ability to protect his cherished daughter. After having an affair with a student, he moves to the Eastern Cape, where he gets caught up in a mess of post-apartheid politics. close
25-year-old Dwayne McLaren, a former athlete turned auto mechanic, dreams of getting out of tiny Cut Bank, Montana the coldest town in America. But his more
25-year-old Dwayne McLaren, a former athlete turned auto mechanic, dreams of getting out of tiny Cut Bank, Montana the coldest town in America. But his effort to do so sets in motion a deadly series of events that change his life and the life of the town forever... close
There's been a murder at the Military Academy. But no one can figure out who or how could have killed one of the institution's biggest bosses. And only more
There's been a murder at the Military Academy. But no one can figure out who or how could have killed one of the institution's biggest bosses. And only someone named Colombo knows that if a gun fires, you can't hear any other shots. close
The Garrisons are the "proud parents" of three adorable dachshund pups - and one overgrown Great Dane named Brutus, who nevertheless thinks of himself more
The Garrisons are the "proud parents" of three adorable dachshund pups - and one overgrown Great Dane named Brutus, who nevertheless thinks of himself as a dainty dachsie. His identity crisis results in an uproarious series of household crises that reduce the Garrisons' house to shambles - and viewers to howls of laughter! close
Alain Malory is a bestselling detective author. Tired of creating primitive plots imposed by publisher Riley Greenleaf, Mallory decides to change the more
Alain Malory is a bestselling detective author. Tired of creating primitive plots imposed by publisher Riley Greenleaf, Mallory decides to change the customer. He already has a contract with another company that will give him the chance to become a serious writer. Greenleaf is furious and decides to "order" the obstinate author to blast specialist, Vietnam veteran Eddie Kane. The fee is the publication of Eddie's book. But here it is. And now it's Riley's turn to meet her obligations. close
Dr. Eric Vornoff, with the help of his mute assistant Lobo, captures twelve men for a grisly experiment; His goal to turn them into supermen using atomic more
Dr. Eric Vornoff, with the help of his mute assistant Lobo, captures twelve men for a grisly experiment; His goal to turn them into supermen using atomic energy. Reporter Janet Lawton, fiancée of the local lieutenant, vows to investigate Vornoff's supposedly haunted house. close
A group of film students set out to finish filming a movie that was never completed after its director was murdered. After they begin filming, they realize more
A group of film students set out to finish filming a movie that was never completed after its director was murdered. After they begin filming, they realize they're in for a bit of trouble, not unlike the late director... close
Like every weekend senator Henri Pagès and his wife entertain guests at their beautiful mansion in a peaceful village near Paris. But this time around, more
Like every weekend senator Henri Pagès and his wife entertain guests at their beautiful mansion in a peaceful village near Paris. But this time around, things go awry: Pierre Collier, a psychoanalyst and consummate womanizer, is brutally murdered. Claire, his wife, dazed and confused by his corpse, with a smoking gun still in her hand, seems to be the ideal culprit... close
Lieutenant Colombo is investigating the art world. A collection of paintings was stolen and its owner, a multimillionaire, was killed. The detective faces more
Lieutenant Colombo is investigating the art world. A collection of paintings was stolen and its owner, a multimillionaire, was killed. The detective faces a difficult task - to find the killer and return the priceless collection. close
Ichiro Miki is a child living in the industrial district of Kawasaki, where his parents' constant struggle to make ends meet often leaves the schoolboy more
Ichiro Miki is a child living in the industrial district of Kawasaki, where his parents' constant struggle to make ends meet often leaves the schoolboy alone. Constantly teased by a bully nicknamed Gabara, his only friends are toy consultant Shinpei and fellow classmate Sachiko. Ichiro turns to escapist dreams of Monster Island where he befriends the equally bullied Minilla. close
Two old friends Oliver Brandt and Bertie Hastings partner up for a finance corporation. Both are members of a closed club of geniuses. But one day, a more
Two old friends Oliver Brandt and Bertie Hastings partner up for a finance corporation. Both are members of a closed club of geniuses. But one day, a long-term friendship suddenly ends. By chance, Bertie gets information that Oliver spent a large sum, paying exorbitant bills of his wife. The shameful secret of Oliver threatens to become public, and the culprit will not survive such a fall from the heights of his respectable image. And Oliver decides to kill. close
Collection of short films the summaries of which include; a foreign man moving to Italy, getting married and having a child; a four split scene short more
Collection of short films the summaries of which include; a foreign man moving to Italy, getting married and having a child; a four split scene short involving plot-less images of old people with television sets for heads, a beautiful woman having sex, and overall confusion; and an old man reminiscing over his youth. close
The story starts in a Siberia where world's biggest diamond was found. It is so valuable that it may not only pay off the enormous national debt, but more
The story starts in a Siberia where world's biggest diamond was found. It is so valuable that it may not only pay off the enormous national debt, but also allow every Russian citizen to move to the Canary Islands. However, Mafia plans to steal the massive gem but a notorious thief, Vasia, ruins their plans. Mafia and militia begin chasing him, but soon Vasia learns that he has brothers as between the chase he runs into well known Jewish conductor and a gypsy baron who are triplet brothers. close
Grégoire Moulin, a shy accountant, sets up a blind date with a dance teacher at a bar. What he needed to do was just to cross the road. But it didn't more
Grégoire Moulin, a shy accountant, sets up a blind date with a dance teacher at a bar. What he needed to do was just to cross the road. But it didn't happen to be as easy as it seems especially because of the final game of French soccer championship the very same night! close
Ward Fowler is the star of the detective series Inspector Lucerne. He has a terrible temper, but the producers tolerate him. The producers are a divorced more
Ward Fowler is the star of the detective series Inspector Lucerne. He has a terrible temper, but the producers tolerate him. The producers are a divorced couple Sid and Claire Daly. Sid doesn't know that Claire is blackmailing Ward. She knows he deserted the army in the Korean War. So Ward decides to kill Claire. close
American grandmaster Emmet Clayton is nervous before a match with Soviet chess player Tomlin Dudeck. He suspects that the upcoming fight will cost him more
American grandmaster Emmet Clayton is nervous before a match with Soviet chess player Tomlin Dudeck. He suspects that the upcoming fight will cost him the championship title. Therefore, Clayton invents an incredibly intricate story about fatal love, lures a compassionate Russian to his room, and in the meantime prepares a murder. But Clayton is destined to be disgraced. Dudek does not die, and after recovering from his injuries, he can testify to someone named Colombo. close
A schoolteacher with a phobia of hospitals finds herself searching for her boyfriend inside one while teaming up with a man suffering the same ordeal that she's in.
A schoolteacher with a phobia of hospitals finds herself searching for her boyfriend inside one while teaming up with a man suffering the same ordeal that she's in. close
High school student Kyosuke Shikijo is the most talented member of the school's martial arts of the fist club. His late father was detective and Kyosuke more
High school student Kyosuke Shikijo is the most talented member of the school's martial arts of the fist club. His late father was detective and Kyosuke share his father's strong sense of justice. Kyosuke also has a secret. Kyosuke likes to wear female underwear and transforms himself into the alter ego "Hentai Kamen," wearing female underwear and gaining superhuman powers. This unusual interest also comes from his parents, with his father a masochist and his mother a sadist. By chance, Kyosuke gets the underwear of female high school student Aiko Himeno. With her underwear, he gains various pervert techniques and attempts to protect Aiko from a dirty and heinous teacher. close
Freddie wins $30 million in the TV lottery. He is going to divorce his wife and therefore does not intend to share the winnings with her. He entrusts more
Freddie wins $30 million in the TV lottery. He is going to divorce his wife and therefore does not intend to share the winnings with her. He entrusts his uncle with the care of millions. Freddie has no idea that his uncle won't want to share. close
